Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 10:23 pm
HTF did I miss that one. 
Sorry but you seem to have Alzheimer's.
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 10:36 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 10:38 pm
Alzheimer's what?
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2025 6:08 pm
Apparently your user name is very apt lol
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2025 10:35 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2025 7:18 pm
Why don't women over 75 have smear tests?
Have you ever tried to open a cheese toastie
Badumtish!!!
Have you ever tried to open a cheese toastie
Badumtish!!!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2025 9:21 am
Late Easter jokes....
On the first day of Easter, Jesus ate an entire Cadbury's Heros easter egg
On the second day of Easter, Jesus ate an entire Cadbury's Flake easter egg
On the third day, heros again
( if you do't get it, say it out loud )
Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger like Easter so much ?
well he " hasta love easter baby "
You're welcome
On the first day of Easter, Jesus ate an entire Cadbury's Heros easter egg
On the second day of Easter, Jesus ate an entire Cadbury's Flake easter egg
On the third day, heros again
( if you do't get it, say it out loud )
Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger like Easter so much ?
well he " hasta love easter baby "
You're welcome
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2025 9:23 am
ohh and here's a Tim Vine level one that I wrote.
My friend Mandy is a nutritionalist.
I noticed my parents don't eat enough fruit, particularly citrus.
I've told them, "I'll have to get Amanda-in"
My friend Mandy is a nutritionalist.
I noticed my parents don't eat enough fruit, particularly citrus.
I've told them, "I'll have to get Amanda-in"
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2025 8:46 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2025 11:20 am
What trainers do chickens wear?
Reebok-bok-bok
Reebok-bok-bok
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2025 12:11 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2025 10:13 pm
Ejaculate.
What a Yorkshire person says to Jack when he is not on time.
What a Yorkshire person says to Jack when he is not on time.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2025 12:54 pm
Conor Benn: “I'm devastated about losing this fight, I need to go to an empty room to gather my thoughts for a while.”
Thankfully Daniel Levy was able to give him the keys to the Spurs trophy room to help with his request…
Thankfully Daniel Levy was able to give him the keys to the Spurs trophy room to help with his request…
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2025 6:44 pm
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2025 1:32 pm
I've put all my old dogging gear up for sale on eBay. No bids yet but i've got 18 watchers...
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2025 2:57 pm
It's not like you to be funny. And this is no exceptionTaipan wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 1:32 pm I've put all my old dogging gear up for sale on eBay. No bids yet but i've got 18 watchers...
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2025 6:17 pm
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2025 6:35 pm
The scary thing is that they are both Nuclear States......