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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 9:38 pm
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2025 1:02 am
by ZRX61
You're now thinking of your first victim...


Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2025 7:02 pm
by JackyJoll
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2025 7:55 pm
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2025 9:18 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
A limbo dancer walked into a bar.

They lost.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2025 2:34 pm
by Jody
A perfectionist walks into a bar


Because the bar was not set high enough

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2025 2:34 pm
by Jody
Jeremy Beadle has a tiny cock

But on the other hand, it's massive!

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2025 11:42 am
by Horse
Not a joke as such, but it amused me when I needed cheering up

'Brown trout '

Originated with astronauts on the ISS.

Corralling of the "brown trout,"
This is when astronauts chase down floating human excrement that missed the toilet.


According to the book I'm reading, one trout was lost, then found two weeks later!

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2025 12:12 am
by Felix
Jody wrote: Sun Mar 23, 2025 2:34 pm Jeremy Beadle has a tiny cock

But on the other hand, it's massive!
Wow. That one is as old as Game For A Laugh. Early 80's

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2025 8:21 am
by Jody
Felix wrote: Tue Mar 25, 2025 12:12 am
Jody wrote: Sun Mar 23, 2025 2:34 pm Jeremy Beadle has a tiny cock

But on the other hand, it's massive!
Wow. That one is as old as Game For A Laugh. Early 80's
My jokes are almost exclusively, not mine, old, but amusing xx

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2025 5:12 pm
by Taipan
Rachel Reeves announces plans to retrain benefit claiming wheelchair users as lifeguards in an attempt to get more people back to work.
Rachel from accounts said;
"If they're just going to sit in a chair all day doing nothing they may as well get paid for it."
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2025 9:38 am
by JackyJoll
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