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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 1:07 am
by Taipan
Yorick wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2025 12:04 am
Taipan wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 9:36 pm I bought my wife a fur coat made from a thousand Russian hamsters. I took here to Blackpool for the weekend to show it off but i couldn't get her off the big wheel...
Yorick just called wanting its joke back.
EFA! :thumbup:

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 12:29 am
by Felix
I was sexually active at 10.

It is now 10:15 and my arm hurts.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 12:33 am
by Felix
What do you call a Yorkshire man that sells cars?

Brad Ford

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 6:29 pm
by Horse
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 8:20 pm
by Skub
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 10:22 pm
by Taipan

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 12:32 pm
by Taipan

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 1:10 pm
by Taipan

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 9:42 pm
by KungFooBob
A group of wotsit fans.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2025 9:04 am
by Taipan
I watched limitless win last week and the question was how long is the lead on a Henry hoover how is a man supposed to know that honestly these programs are so sexist! :angry-cussingblack:

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2025 10:24 pm
by Felix
Apparently, Enough weight
so I don't have to hold my
belly up when I shave my
minge isn't a standard
measurement of weight loss
when the personal trainer
asks how much weight you
want to lose

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2025 10:35 am
by Taipan
Apparently my weight would only be healthy to someone who is 8ft 6. So clearly I have height problem and not a weight one...

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2025 1:50 pm
by Taipan
If drinking alcohol can damage your short term memory, just imagine what drinking alcohol can do!

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2025 9:57 pm
by KungFooBob
That's my next holiday location selected.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2025 11:49 am
by Taipan
:D



Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2025 12:43 pm
by Pirahna
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2025 4:37 pm
by JackyJoll
Most of you old gits are probably Susan Boyle fans, but are you sufficiently dedicated for this??
Spoiler
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2025 10:24 am
by Taipan

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2025 12:38 pm
by Wossname
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2025 2:42 pm
by weeksy