Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 6:37 pm
Tampax are replacing the string on their products with tinsel, but only for the Christmas period.
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 7:30 pm
The Gregg Wallace fry up
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Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2024 9:48 pm
I've got a load of Victoria Secret bra sets off the back of a lorry which will make awesome Christmas presents.
If you can send me a picture of your Mrs tits, I'll let you know if I have any that'll fit.
If you can send me a picture of your Mrs tits, I'll let you know if I have any that'll fit.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2024 10:19 pm
Went to my first pornaholics meeting toinight. I had to leave though as the place was full of wankers!
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Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 7:32 pm
I asked my bald colleague if he knows a good place to get a toupee.
"Not off the top of my head" was his answer.
"Not off the top of my head" was his answer.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2024 12:49 am
I had my leg X-rayed today.
The doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'.
I asked: 'Inch high knees?'
He said: '你的髌骨 措施 2.54 厘米'
The doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'.
I asked: 'Inch high knees?'
He said: '你的髌骨 措施 2.54 厘米'
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Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2024 5:09 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2024 7:47 am
A 3 foot 3 inch man knocked on my door this morning.
I said 'Who are you?'
He replied 'I'm the meter man'!
I said 'Who are you?'
He replied 'I'm the meter man'!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2024 7:38 pm
Just ordered some of that special, retro, Adam Ant ice cream from Tesco.
Turned out to be just Standard Vanilla...
Turned out to be just Standard Vanilla...
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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 8:39 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 11:32 am
I opened a window of my One Direction advent calendar the other day and Liam Payne fell out...
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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 11:37 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 11:49 am
Getting the new Rick Astley board game for Christmas as it's very easy to play.
You know the rules, and so do I.
You know the rules, and so do I.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 12:04 pm
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
Feefiiphobia
Feefiiphobia
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