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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 2:52 pm
by Horse
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Tue Dec 03, 2024 2:29 pm
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:18 pm
by Taipan
And the hits just keep coming!

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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:20 pm
by Yorick
I saw this today and it got loads of giggles.
WTF is it about?

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:28 pm
by Taipan
Not sure but I'd guess at spilling the tea is an old slang term for gossiping?

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:37 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Taipan wrote: Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:28 pm old slang term for gossiping?
So old it's come all the way back around.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:37 pm
by Yorick
Taipan wrote: Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:28 pm Not sure but I'd guess at spilling the tea is an old slang term for gossiping?
Eh? Wassat???

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:39 pm
by Yorick
Is it like spill the beans?

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 8:08 pm
by Felix
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 8:10 pm
by KungFooBob
I genuinely laughed out loud when I saw this one...

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 8:20 pm
by Felix
I fucking love eBay sold my homing pigeons four times this month :thumbup:

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 8:23 pm
by Taipan
Yorick wrote: Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:37 pm
Taipan wrote: Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:28 pm Not sure but I'd guess at spilling the tea is an old slang term for gossiping?
Eh? Wassat???
Social Media Glossary wrote:What does Spill The Tea mean in social media conversations?
“Spill the tea” is a popular phrase on social media that means sharing gossip or revealing interesting news.

It’s like telling someone, “Tell me the latest news or secrets!” It’s become a fun way for people to discuss the latest happenings or juicy details.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 8:24 pm
by Taipan
Yorick wrote: Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:39 pm Is it like spill the beans?
Yes.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 12:36 am
by 636mick
Just 5 days to Christmas, according to how much chocolate is left in my advent calendar.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 12:38 am
by 636mick
Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are out for a
stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty
contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I'm entering" says Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
"Well, how did you do?"
"First Place," says Snow White. They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest
for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How
did you make out?" "First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever
doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio says "this is mine"
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they ask.
"Who the hell is Rachel Reeves asks Pinocchio

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 7:09 am
by Mr. Dazzle
Surely Pinocchio is the worst liar ever? :obscene-birdiedoublered:

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 7:30 am
by weeksy
636mick wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2024 12:38 am "Who the hell is Rachel Reeves asks Pinocchio
Good question... who is she ?

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 7:47 am
by Taipan
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 7:48 am
by Pirahna
weeksy wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2024 7:30 am
636mick wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2024 12:38 am "Who the hell is Rachel Reeves asks Pinocchio
Good question... who is she ?
She is your British Chancellor of the Exchequer.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 12:46 pm
by Tomcat
636mick wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2024 12:36 am Just 5 days to Christmas, according to how much chocolate is left in my advent calendar.
You're about a month late on that one :(

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 3:04 pm
by Taipan
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