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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 5:25 pm
by Newey
Yorick wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 12:52 pm
Doctor. Big breaths.
Girl . Yeth and I'm only thixteen.
Glorious joke that will and has stood the test of time, I will still smirk when I read it again.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 5:27 pm
by Yorick
Newey wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 5:25 pm
Yorick wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 12:52 pm
Doctor. Big breaths.
Girl . Yeth and I'm only thixteen.
Glorious joke that will and has stood the test of time, I will still smirk when I read it again.
Must be at least 40 years old.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 6:50 pm
by Buckaroo
Doctor: big breaths
40 years later: Cough.....wheeze
Yeth and they're now on my belly!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2024 7:29 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2024 10:53 am
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2024 12:19 pm
by Taipan
The inimitable Terry Thomas!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2024 3:52 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2024 7:36 am
by Trinity765
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2024 7:55 am
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2024 10:11 am
by Sadlonelygit
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 1:34 pm
by ZRX61
I said to the wife "I've been so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going"
She said "By the look on your face, you're going... because when you're coming you look like a stroke victim trying to whistle"
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 1:35 pm
by Horse
There are very few jokes about sugar.
Brown sugar?
Well, Demerara
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 7:05 pm
by ChrisW
Horse wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2024 1:35 pm
There are very few jokes about sugar.
Brown sugar?
Well, Demerara
Took me a minute.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 7:06 pm
by Sadlonelygit
In french, transgender is masculine
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2024 8:58 pm
by Horse
Customer walks into a sex shop. Says to the manager: "I want a dildo".
Manager says: "Of course, choose one from the wall display."
Customer says "I'll have the red one, please."
Manager asks "Errrr ... Do you need to put out a fire too?"
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2024 10:38 pm
by Ian
"Oh I'll have the tartan one then"
"That's my Thermos!"
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2024 12:54 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 11:21 am
by weeksy
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 1:27 pm
by Skub
weeksy wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 11:21 am
Yeahbutt,he also let on Mrs Noah,Shem,Ham and Japheth,plus Mrs Shem,Mrs Ham and Mrs.Japheth.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 1:40 pm
by Count Steer
Skub wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 1:27 pm
weeksy wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 11:21 am
Yeahbutt,he also let on Mrs Noah,Shem,Ham and Japheth,plus Mrs Shem,Mrs Ham and Mrs.Japheth.
Only 'cos the giraffes, orangutans and lions were rubbish at being crew.
