I think I have an otter visiting my garden

[Yorick]

(W) otter load of shite!

[Wreckless Rat]

Lots of fluids, stay close to the toilet ...

There really is an enormous amount of firsthand knowledge on this forum.

Thanks Horse for keeping us right.

No, I checked on NHS online:

Daft enough to eat otter poo?

Eating it would be mental..... ya need to brew a tea with it....

[Horse]

Eating it would be mental..... ya need to brew a tea with it....

Good point. I've rechecked and edited the post

[Wreckless Rat]

What I would like to know, is who goes around sniffing wild animal shit, so they can build a list of what wild animal shit smells like.

[Horse]

What I would like to know, is who goes around sniffing wild animal shit, so they can build a list of what wild animal shit smells like.

The same type of person who worked out which mushrooms and fruit is safe to eat?

I wonder about dogs; they're supposed to have this wonderful sense of smell- but still sniff shit from much closer than I ever want to be.

[Wreckless Rat]

What I would like to know, is who goes around sniffing wild animal shit, so they can build a list of what wild animal shit smells like.

The same type of person who worked out which mushrooms and fruit is safe to eat?

I wonder about dogs; they're supposed to have this wonderful sense of smell- but still sniff shit from much closer than I ever want to be.

They must also think humans are very odd creatures. Dog takes a dump... human rushes in and collects the dog egg in a nice plastic bag. The dog must think "wtf do they do with that"

[Horse]

They must also think humans are very odd creatures. Dog takes a dump... human rushes in and collects the dog egg in a nice plastic bag. The dog must think "wtf do they do with that"

Two creatures walking along. One craps, the other carries it. Who's in charge?

[cheb]

What I would like to know, is who goes around sniffing wild animal shit, so they can build a list of what wild animal shit smells like.

The same type of person who worked out which mushrooms and fruit is safe to eat?

I wonder about dogs; they're supposed to have this wonderful sense of smell- but still sniff shit from much closer than I ever want to be.

Some mushrooms are so nutritious that just one will feed you for the rest of your life.

[Horse]

Some mushrooms are so nutritious that just one will feed you for the rest of your life.

Even when you've fully raided the free all you can eat buffet.

[demographic]

Some mushrooms are so nutritious that just one will feed you for the rest of your life.

All mushrooms are edible, some of them only once.

[David]

What I would like to know, is who goes around sniffing wild animal shit, so they can build a list of what wild animal shit smells like.

The same type of person who worked out which mushrooms and fruit is safe to eat?

I wonder about dogs; they're supposed to have this wonderful sense of smell- but still sniff shit from much closer than I ever want to be.

They must also think humans are very odd creatures. Dog takes a dump... human rushes in and collects the dog egg in a nice plastic bag. The dog must think "wtf do they do with that"

Hang it in the first available bush....