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Re: Say the zombie apocalypse comes
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:59 pm
by Cousin Jack
MingtheMerciless wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 1:41 pm
Zombie is an outdated, offensive and derogatory term.
The correct term to use in this day and age is Partially Deceased Syndrome.
Guns are noisy and should be used as a last resort, crossbow for the silent kill.
But you can't kill a Zombie - that is the whole point of being a zombie!
And it is only the snowflakes who use Partially Deceased Syndrome, real men turn into Zombies.
Re: Say the zombie apocalypse comes
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:22 pm
by Count Steer
MingtheMerciless wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 1:41 pm
Zombie is an outdated, offensive and derogatory term.
The correct term to use in this day and age is Partially Deceased Syndrome.
Guns are noisy and should be used as a last resort, crossbow for the silent kill.
Hmmm...I wonder if I identified as Partially Deceased would they not eat my brain etc? That could be a survival tactic.
Re: Say the zombie apocalypse comes
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:27 pm
by gremlin
But what happens when zombies get so decayed that they can't walk? And eventually rot to nothing? Are they still conscious but roaming the earth as molecules wanting to devour human brains? Or do they go to zombie heaven?
Re: Say the zombie apocalypse comes
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:38 pm
by ChrisW
Count Steer wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:22 pm
MingtheMerciless wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2023 1:41 pm
Zombie is an outdated, offensive and derogatory term.
The correct term to use in this day and age is Partially Deceased Syndrome.
Guns are noisy and should be used as a last resort, crossbow for the silent kill.
Hmmm...I wonder if I identified as Partially Deceased would they not eat my brain etc? That could be a survival tactic.
It worked for Bill Murray...
Re: Say the zombie apocalypse comes
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 10:09 pm
by Buckaroo
weeksy wrote: Wed Sep 20, 2023 9:15 pm
Questions
1. Will they be like the old movies where they stroll at 3mph or will they be like 28 days later where it's crazy running after you?
2. If they're zombies why do they group together?
3. Why do they lose speech?
4. Why does no one ever get away on a bicycle?
5. How will you kill them?
6. Where will you go?
7. Why don't they go to the toilet if they eat stuff?
Can this be another conspiracy thread?
There must be some truth in a pending zombie apocalypse that involves a big corporation, or am I thinking computer games here.
Re: Say the zombie apocalypse comes
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 8:37 am
by Greenman
I think we are already 75% towards being in an active zombie apocalypse tbh.
75% of people i talk to seem to be zombies, 75% of the people on the streets seem to zombie around looking at phones and walking out into roads without looking, 75% of the population have zombie disease and it's spreading!