Suggest Possible Next Bikes for me

[Taipan]

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

No thanks, that fails on so many counts

[MrLongbeard]

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

That's worse than Taipan's suggestion, his just shows a lack of taste, that thing shows a lack of intelligence

[v8-powered]

Z900RS.

Fella at work has one, looks really nice IMHO.

[weeksy]

Lol at least I tried to be sensible

[Taipan]

That's worse than Taipan's suggestion, his just shows a lack of taste, that thing shows a lack of intelligence

They are highly rated by journos and surprIsed everyone when released. Bloke at work has one and it does look better in the flesh, so to speak.

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

Lol at least I tried to be sensible

And it was appreciated.

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

Z900RS.

Fella at work has one, looks really nice IMHO.

I've looked at them loads of times, and the looks just don't work for me, the tank is too wide.

[KungFooBob]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/374738604615

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/374738604615

Nope, don't need another mildly annoying Mitsubishi with creaky suspension that eats brake discs, next car is more probably going to be an Audi S5

[Skub]

Chop it in for one like supermofo's.

[Wossname]

This is probably not going to happen for years, but in the interest of talking about motorcycles, suggest a next motorcycle for me.

Requirements

It must pull smoothly from tick over, no low rev lumpiness for me
Comfortable, it needs to have a seat I can sit on for more than an hour, no high handlebars, no low handlebars, no scrunched up legs
Good pillion provision for an adult sized person
Sensible seat height, nothing over 32 inches
Ability to cruise at 90mph
Reasonable handling, but doesn't need to be super quick steering or anything
Traction Control - I'm surprised how much I like this on
my Suzuki
Good acceleration
At least 80bhp
No big fairings

What ever you suggest I reserve the right to dislike anything based on looks.

Your Suzuki

[The Spin Doctor]

It looks like something an attention seeking Judge Dread would ride

Pretty good description of Darrel, the owner of said bike, actually

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

Your Suzuki

It fails on comfort, the seat get's uncomfortable after an hour
Also it's only a matter of time before I get bored of it
This thread is only hypothetical, I doubt if I'll spend any money

[The Spin Doctor]

They are highly rated by journos and surprIsed everyone when released. Bloke at work has one and it does look better in the flesh, so to speak.

I saw one a couple of weekends back and was surprised that it DID look better in real life.

[MrLongbeard]

That's worse than Taipan's suggestion, his just shows a lack of taste, that thing shows a lack of intelligence

Yet meets all except one of your requirements.
I had a test ride last year, super comfy, quick, nimble for an adventure bike (I assume I've not tried any others)

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

They are highly rated by journos and surprIsed everyone when released. Bloke at work has one and it does look better in the flesh, so to speak.

I saw one a couple of weekends back and was surprised that it DID look better in real life.

It'd be hard for it to look worse

[Bustaspoke]

Why don't you personalise your Suzuki? You can post it in the Projects section & we can give you our opinion.
There's not much from Japan,unless you want something that looks transformer inspired.
Nothing from MV or Triumph appeal?

[Yorick]

Sure you can get a comfier seat. I can ride all day on mine, no problem.