Funny story…….

[Cousin Jack]

On the way home from a TRC (or perhaps VD) meet in Derbyshire. Stopped on a service area and got a cup of coffee, and was admiring these two young ladies in very short skirts and skimpy tops. They were with an older bloke, perhaps their Dad (I'm feeling charitable). Anyway after a suitable period of letching I decided I need to go, walked out to my bike. Bike is parked beside a sports coupe of some sort, and as I sort out my kit the two girls and 'Dad' come out and walk past me to the sports car, Dad gets in and one of the girls gets into the back seat of a very low slung two door wearing a very abbreviated skirt, and then her friend gets in the front So interested was I in the amount of skin on display that I quite forgot the disc lock ..................... You know the rest!