Your hyperthetical dream bike

[porter_jamie]

100kg 100hp and 100mpg adv bike

[Supermofo]

790 Duke but with 0 reliability/niggle issues.

So one that's been sent to Yamaha to finish but leaving the basic KTM lunacy baked in.

[matt]

I'd like a wr 450 size ,weight bike with a cp2 (mt07) twin motor , with good lights , and a set of supermoto and enduro wheels.
Or maybe a smaller lighter tenere 700.

[demographic]

I'm getting to the point where an electric bike is starting to look like a good option.
Instant torque, no fuel to go off. Less moving parts.
Ideally I'd want one that doesn't requitlre a fucking app to charge it up away from home though, couldn't be trashed with that guff.

I'm not really bothered about the motorbike noises (I'm not 17 anymore) and just prefer them to be as quiet as possible

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

I'd like a self cleaning bike

[weeksy]

I'd like a self cleaning bike

My 13 year old seems to own one!

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

I'd like a self cleaning bike

My 13 year old seems to own one!

I was hoping you'd come round when you go to Twisted Oaks, I was going to leave you in the garage with a roll of blue tissue and a big can of GT85.

I've just spent an hour cleaning the GSX and it still looks grubby in it's nooks and crannies

[KungFooBob]

I reckon this...

https://www.bennetts.co.uk/bikesocial/r ... -peak-2022

An ADV bike that you could win inters on.

[Mr. Dazzle]

Well....for £25k my mooted PCP plan is gonna run for a few months.