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Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:15 pm
by rodbargee
head of is good but usually constitutes a target

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:24 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Potter wrote: Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:04 pm
Engineering Lead would be ok, or Lead Engineer,
I tell people I'm a Lead Engineer 'cause I fix church roofs.

Very few people get my hilarious joke.

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:27 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Potter wrote: Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:24 pm The HR woman said no because "he's just an Engineer", but I knew that he had a lot of management experience even if it didn't say so in his title.
It's a common misconception amoung HR IME, it's also stupid. In order to get chartership through the UK engineering council you have to have managerial skills anyway. Specifically...

Clear evidence of line management and/or project management, responsible for technical and non[technical staff, significant budgetary control, staff development and training,delegation, problem solving, clear understanding of quality, risk assessment etc.

or

Responsible for a number of technical and non-technical staff either as a line manager or within a project management environment, staff development, problem solving and probably limited budgetary control. Responsible for managing a project though its entire life cycle, the project may be small or more complex. Planning and personal supervision of team based projects in research and/or development programmes or problem investigation. Such teams are likely to be multidisciplinary and may include personnel from outside the company.

Those two descriptions are what you need to get level 4 and level 3 in "Competence C - Techical and Commercial leadership". You have to get level 3 or 4 to be chartered.

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:29 pm
by Kneerly Down
Chief Experience Officer (CEO)

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 3:03 pm
by derek badger
I don't believe HR are targeting me as an individual or looking to prevent further promotion or pay rises. The company acquired about 5 other firms over the last 3 years and they are trying to standardise a lot of things, not just job titles, but one of the standards coming across the pond from corporate HQ is "Manager = people manager". All good points and input from everyone, thanks for that. As I said there are some big changes ahead so we'll wait and see what happens with the bigger picture.

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 4:11 pm
by Horse
Potter wrote: Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:04 pm I would also personally avoid anything with "Senior" in the title, because it's usually the token title they give to people that they won't promote but they want to throw them a carrot, not always, but it's often used as that.
In some businesses, particularly those aligned with Civil Service type banding, it's just that.

Ours goes
Job
Senior job
Principle job

Then that loosely aligns to pay scales, responsibilities and rates.

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 4:58 pm
by DefTrap
This is going to be hilarious for the place that I work (just been taken over by a US firm) as 90% of our employees have manager in the job title, despite not managing any people.

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 5:49 pm
by slowsider
Horse wrote: Tue Jul 13, 2021 4:11 pm
Potter wrote: Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:04 pm I would also personally avoid anything with "Senior" in the title, because it's usually the token title they give to people that they won't promote but they want to throw them a carrot, not always, but it's often used as that.
In some businesses, particularly those aligned with Civil Service type banding, it's just that.

Ours goes
Job
Senior job
Principle job
Bet it doesn't. :P

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 5:52 pm
by Horse
slowsider wrote: Tue Jul 13, 2021 5:49 pm
Horse wrote: Tue Jul 13, 2021 4:11 pm
Potter wrote: Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:04 pm I would also personally avoid anything with "Senior" in the title, because it's usually the token title they give to people that they won't promote but they want to throw them a carrot, not always, but it's often used as that.
In some businesses, particularly those aligned with Civil Service type banding, it's just that.

Ours goes
Job
Senior job
Principle job
Bet it doesn't. :P
We're very sensible and serious people, we have principals, you know.

;)

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 8:48 pm
by Cousin Jack
Potter wrote: Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:04 pm You're a manager if you manage things and processes, your HR sound like they either don't have a clue, or they're trying to downgrade you.
That ^

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 8:53 pm
by Wossname
That's very annoying. I was about to refer to @Potter's post from earlier - if you're going to refer to yourself as "Principle" anything, you really ought to spell it correctly, or you'll never get that promotion. It's a matter of principal, see.

Now Horse has stolen my thundery wit.

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 11:23 pm
by Docca
There are many oddities in the NHS, but one is our pay terms and conditions. We have a payment umbrella called ‘Agenda for change’ ( you can look it up- the scales are freely available). The higher up the scale, the greater the expectation that you have management and then leadership skills and capabilities.

For technical roles, particularly now with niche skills- you have to open your wallet. That means we might have to pay tall money for someone that might have zero or limited leading skills- but their pay puts them on our scale at a leadership level IYSWIM.

What this also means is that if your role doesn’t have the right words in it- when HR ( who won’t understand your role) go to desktop it for its banding, it might misrepresent your abilities etc.

Personally, I’d hard swerve anything with ‘senior’ in the title- these get overlooked by those in actual senior roles and kind of reflect the ceiling that person is operating at.

I’ve the quirk of both being a ‘chief’ and a ‘director’ - both are relevant in their own way, but mostly I introduce myself as a nurse still.

We have ‘leads’ who have no direct reports. Heads of/ managers all have direct reports and are involved in the transaction weeds of doing.

So personally I’d have (blank) lead or (blank) Officer ( I’m also one of those and it sounds proper wanky) - but make sure the JD and PS are actually where you describe wtf you do.

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2021 12:02 am
by The Martian
Senior Head IT consultant

Or shitcunt for short :bblonde:

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:40 am
by wheelnut
Technically, my title is ‘Member’ :(

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2021 11:26 am
by wheelnut
Potter wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:22 am
wheelnut wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:40 am Technically, my title is ‘Member’ :(
Large?
Unfortunately not.

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2021 11:49 am
by Le_Fromage_Grande
IMO anyone who thinks of a person as a Human Resource really needs to have a look at themselves and think about what the term Human Resource implies.

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2021 11:51 am
by KungFooBob
yeah, the more progressive companies call it 'People' or PLD, 'People, Learning and Development', but everyone still refers to them as HR.

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2021 12:28 pm
by slowsider
Oldies use 'personnel' :)

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2021 12:52 pm
by DefTrap
Our new (U.S.) parent company calls it Talent Management. :D Fair made me wince. Why are they such wankers? I don't want to be a human resource or have my talent managed - just feck orf!

Re: Assistance needed - corporate jargon and job titles

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2021 2:07 pm
by Pseudonym
DefTrap wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 12:52 pm Our new (U.S.) parent company calls it Talent Management. :D Fair made me wince. Why are they such wankers? I don't want to be a human resource or have my talent managed - just feck orf!
Yup, and they call their HR team, the Talent Acquisition Team. <groan> :thumbdown: