I'd divorce my own fucking feet for that.wheelnut wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 6:57 pmThat would be the quickest way to a divorce for meMingtheMerciless wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 5:17 pm Sandals and socks at all times!
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I've got 2 pairs of Adidas trainers, 1 pair of Nike trainers, 2 pairs of hiking boots and 1 pair of heavy duty boots. I've got no idea what they're called, they just felt right. I've also got no idea what TWOC'y means, or what drives people to buy shoes based on what other people will think, but I'd be more than happy to introduce their arse to my hiking boots if they insist that buying shoes should be based on fashion, rather than useability 
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But what if you want to do some drillings and make out you're the baddest man around?Hoonercat wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:40 pm I've got 2 pairs of Adidas trainers, 1 pair of Nike trainers, 2 pairs of hiking boots and 1 pair of heavy duty boots. I've got no idea what they're called, they just felt right. I've also got no idea what TWOC'y means, or what drives people to buy shoes based on what other people will think, but I'd be more than happy to introduce their arse to my hiking boots if they insist that buying shoes should be based on fashion, rather than useability![]()
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He does say he's got a pair of Nikes..Asian Boss wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 7:46 pmBut what if you want to do some drillings and make out you're the baddest man around?Hoonercat wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:40 pm I've got 2 pairs of Adidas trainers, 1 pair of Nike trainers, 2 pairs of hiking boots and 1 pair of heavy duty boots. I've got no idea what they're called, they just felt right. I've also got no idea what TWOC'y means, or what drives people to buy shoes based on what other people will think, but I'd be more than happy to introduce their arse to my hiking boots if they insist that buying shoes should be based on fashion, rather than useability![]()
I suspect you'll have to loosen up the laces a bit though
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You are soo old dude.. here's an example of drillHarry wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:22 amI googled it and apparently this is when a group of BAME gentlemen appear unexpectedly and shoot at rivals, then make good their escape, often in a stolen motorcar.Asian Boss wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 7:46 pm
But what if you want to do some drillings and make out you're the baddest man around?
I gather that if they're wearing branded sportswear whilst doing so then they feel it adds to the overall aesthetics.
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Sorry, I've nothing dead TWOC'y nor snide, but I do have henchmen who do what I ask them to.
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The Martian wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:26 amYou are soo old dude.. here's an example of drillHarry wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:22 amI googled it and apparently this is when a group of BAME gentlemen appear unexpectedly and shoot at rivals, then make good their escape, often in a stolen motorcar.Asian Boss wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 7:46 pm
But what if you want to do some drillings and make out you're the baddest man around?
I gather that if they're wearing branded sportswear whilst doing so then they feel it adds to the overall aesthetics.![]()
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I believe that is 'drill'; whereas 'drillings' is indeed as Harry purported.
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Re: Dead TWOC'y and snide - what have you got?
Casual classics for me. Adidas gazelles, new balance 373's, Golas etc. Oh, and checked slip on Vans of course.

Cherry red DMs or a nice pair of Trickers that were given to me by a kind forum member for going out out.

Other than that it's my Le Chameau shooting boots or the Scarpa walking boots for outdoors in the winter.
https://www.lechameau.com/gb/chameau-li ... ml?s=72238

Cherry red DMs or a nice pair of Trickers that were given to me by a kind forum member for going out out.

Other than that it's my Le Chameau shooting boots or the Scarpa walking boots for outdoors in the winter.
https://www.lechameau.com/gb/chameau-li ... ml?s=72238
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Harry wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 2:16 pm
I'm reasonably sure I could pull off an effective shooting and still look classically stylish.
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My girlfriend (yes, I have a girlfriend!
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Are you getting a KTM as well ?Asian Boss wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 5:11 pm My girlfriend (yes, I have a girlfriend!) is getting me a pair of these for Christmas. Pretty fucking TWOC'y if I do say so myself.
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They're a bit white for my liking, should outrun the filth down the alleys in em thoughAsian Boss wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 5:11 pm My girlfriend (yes, I have a girlfriend!) is getting me a pair of these for Christmas. Pretty fucking TWOC'y if I do say so myself.
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You still got the matching jacket?
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Is she skipping school to buy them?Asian Boss wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 5:11 pm My girlfriend (yes, I have a girlfriend!) is getting me a pair of these for Christmas. Pretty fucking TWOC'y if I do say so myself.
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What can I say? Yes, I'm a sinner; doing one five five in an all black Bimmer.Taipan wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 5:57 pm I'm sure to wear my zm950s when I drive this bad boy! Corsa boys flock round it in awe!![]()
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I fuck around and get hardcore, C4 to ya door, no beef no more...
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slowsider wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 5:56 pmIs she skipping school to buy them?Asian Boss wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 5:11 pm My girlfriend (yes, I have a girlfriend!) is getting me a pair of these for Christmas. Pretty fucking TWOC'y if I do say so myself.
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Chance'd be a fine thing!
She's 39. (I'm 46)
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And there they are. Even more TWOC'y and snide than I anticipated.
If the question was asked: "How much more TWOC'y and snide could they be?", the answer would be: "None, none more TWOC'y and snide".

If the question was asked: "How much more TWOC'y and snide could they be?", the answer would be: "None, none more TWOC'y and snide".
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Aren't you a middle aged fat bloke? You still just look like a middle aged fat bloke, no one cares if they're £12 ASDA shit trainers or £100 NikeAsian Boss wrote: Sat Dec 26, 2020 7:39 pm And there they are. Even more TWOC'y and snide than I anticipated.
If the question was asked: "How much more TWOC'y and snide could they be?", the answer would be: "None, none more TWOC'y and snide".
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