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Re: How Fast Would You Dare Go?
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 12:44 pm
by Count Steer
KungFooBob wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2026 11:36 am
I'd go infinity and exist everywhere all at once.
Might need a turbo or some nitrous tho'
Improbability drive would be

Re: How Fast Would You Dare Go?
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 1:20 pm
by Supermofo
I imagine the difference between crashing with no lid at anything over maybe even 40-50 mph is all probably much of a muchness so if I made the decision to do over 40 then I'd be fine with doing 200. I'd want eye and ear protection though. Got a bee in the eye at about 25 mph and it hurt like fook for hours and wind noise ain't happening regardless of the stupidity of doing 200 mph without a lid.
Thinking about it I did 80 mph in a Tiger Moth with a stupid snoopy pilot hat on, no real difference to riding a bike with a faring. And with no parachute crashing wouldn't have been fun either.
Re: How Fast Would You Dare Go?
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 1:49 pm
by Trinity765
Can I wear goggles?
Re: How Fast Would You Dare Go?
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 1:55 pm
by Yorick
Re: How Fast Would You Dare Go?
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 2:03 pm
by Trinity765
If I went fast enough, no one would be able to see me

Re: How Fast Would You Dare Go?
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 2:06 pm
by Yorick
Trinity765 wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2026 2:03 pm
If I went fast enough, no one would be able to see me

Re: How Fast Would You Dare Go?
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 9:28 pm
by demographic
1.2 mph x the percentage protection provided by a fairing - the diameter of the bum of the flightee bee in hundredths of an inch.
So assuming no local chubby bottomed bumble bees and a great fairing then mebbe 120
Or a shite fairing where your main protection is provided by a large speedo and wide bars minus the 30 hundredths of an inch bumble bee ass. Which takes us to about 60.
Wot, you've never hit a bumble bee or even worse a cockchafer flying beetle while riding a motorbike with no shirt on? Fukin hurtz.
Re: How Fast Would You Dare Go?
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 9:30 pm
by demographic
Oh and obviously Cockchafer beetles only fly for a couple of days a year but I've seen the bum of a flightee bee in December so those barstools are almost all year round.
Re: How Fast Would You Dare Go?
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 9:56 pm
by Yorick
demographic wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2026 9:30 pm
Oh and obviously Cockchafer beetles only fly for a couple of days a year but I've seen the bum of a flightee bee in December so those barstools are almost all year round.
Wtf have you been smoking ?
