revtothelimit - motorbike forum

Mussels wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 8:09 am

Potter wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:25 am

gremlin wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 2:56 pm Consultants....

Just had a video call with one at my place. Wanted to know the 'As is' process for issuing Certificates of Deposit. I ask him if he wants me to explain the product and how it works. He politely declines and says he knows all about it. Great! This should be a short meeting!

I then spend the next 45 minutes answering his very basic questions in Peter and Jane tones about how the products works as he demonstrates quite beautifully how he actually knows fuck all about them. Why not just say that and save us the time?

That's par for the course.
In a couple of weeks he'll release a report telling you all about your industry and your job, and people on here will use it to tell you how you're wrong about everything

Probably because he asked about the process and Gremlin waffled on about the product for an hour.

Or his company went stingy on the consultancy rate card:
Senior Consultant (Institute Fellow, 30+ years industry experience). Rate = two kidneys/day
Consultant (Chartered, 15-20 years experience) Rate = one kidney/day
Junior Consultant (No experience but VERY keen to get some) Rate = what we can get
Our sparky in Dubai (Motorcycle forum member) = free

When the customer compliments you on your "excellent service" a fraction of a second BEFORE your boss appears

Work.

My truck packed up a couple of months ago, finally came back today, boss wants to assign it to another driver and I can drive a box lorry despite my run being all the heavy engineering companies and having to lift stuff that won't fit through the rear doors when my own bloody truck is a curtainsider.

Gonna be war when the transport manager comes in tomorrow.

Bigjawa wrote: Tue Oct 19, 2021 9:51 pm
Gonna be war when the transport manager comes in tomorrow.

You see, that's a very aggressive and combative stance. Maybe take a step back, empathise, consider why the transport manager made that decision prior to discussing it in a neutral location, taking care to avoid escalative language, both verbal and physical. I'm sure resolution can be reached to mutual satisfaction.


If that fails, piss in his mug.

gremlin wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 10:18 am
You see, that's a very aggressive and combative stance. Maybe take a step back, empathise, consider why the transport manager made that decision prior to discussing it in a neutral location, taking care to avoid escalative language, both verbal and physical. I'm sure resolution can be reached to mutual satisfaction.


If that fails, piss in his mug.

I assumed, lorry drivers resolve conflict by wrapping one of those massive adjustable spanners around the other's head.

DefTrap wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 10:21 am

gremlin wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 10:18 am
You see, that's a very aggressive and combative stance. Maybe take a step back, empathise, consider why the transport manager made that decision prior to discussing it in a neutral location, taking care to avoid escalative language, both verbal and physical. I'm sure resolution can be reached to mutual satisfaction.


If that fails, piss in his mug.

I assumed, lorry drivers resolve conflict by wrapping one of those massive adjustable spanners around the other's head.

My F-I-L used to be a supervisor on the dust at Bromley council. As I understand it, conflict resolution took many guises, but a favourite of the binmen was a heavy steel axle from a wheelie bin judiciously applied to the legs, or worse, of another.

It's no wonder he took retirement early.

That sounds very similar to judicious application of the 'explaining stick'

FFS, I nearly did it again.

A while ago I fell for a fake SORN site, but got my money back from the credit card company. Today I wanted to check the tax on another vehicle that a letter tells me has run out. So what do I do? I click on the first link in google and pretty soon it's asking for payment details This time I realise that's wrong and head off to the correct site.

Seriously, how do these sites get above the official government one?

I can't imagine the government spend much money on SEO, that's how

Still, fool me once and all that. Go you!

These companies that you're obliged to use for Covid tests when travelling.

When we arrived back from Santorini back in August, two out of the three Day 2 tests we did would not register, i.e. no activation email. When I contacted the company, they eventually replied saying there was a system error their end, try again. Still no joy. After a while I gave up, sent an email to ask for a refund for the two duff ones, nada back. Write it off as pissing in the wind only gets you piss-stained chinos.

Used a different, recommended by a friend, company called Expert Medicals for my recent sojourn. Day 2 test, to be sent by courier in time for my triumphant return from Italy. Or not. Just didn't turn up. The tracking info shows the courier having not received the package, hence, I ain't got it. No reply to email, phone constantly engaged. I suspect most people wouldn't be that bothered, in any real sense, as you've had to fork out anyway so why worry about the actual test part of the equation, so the apathy levels are right up there.

Anyway, it's all going to be consigned to history soon enough, so it's all academic, really. Rant over. Namaste.


For balance, some are ok. The one I've used a few times for Fit-to-Fly is Wren Healthcare and they've always been fine.

I used https://www.testingforall.org/ when I had to order tests for Mrs S L in May. The tests arrived on time and the results took a couple of days from dropping the test kit in the post. It was one of the cheapest on the list on the.gov.uk website.

Saga Lout wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 4:14 pm I used https://www.testingforall.org/ when I had to order tests for Mrs S L in May. The tests arrived on time and the results took a couple of days from dropping the test kit in the post. It was one of the cheapest on the list on the.gov.uk website.

Yeah I used them too, it was painless. Good shout. I heard there were cheaper ones about now (in the 25 quid range?) but I haven't investigated further because I really don't care ...

I ordered the same (testingforall) for my folks - christ alive, trying to guide non computer literate folk in their 80s through what they need to do to complete the whole process, really ages you! I don't think they even bothered looking up the results ...

I used Boots for my Day 2 test last week. £68, but it didn't matter as work were paying. Ordered it Friday, turned up Monday. Test done, posted back using NHS priority postbox. Results came back Thursday...and it was positive despite being double jabbed and had Covid about 45 days before the test.

PCR tests are no good if you've had a positive infection in the last 90 days as they will detect the previous remenants, so I've been isolating AGAIN. I see the rules are changing for Oct half-term and you only need to do a lateral flow now.

Saga Lout wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 4:14 pm I used https://www.testingforall.org/ when I had to order tests for Mrs S L in May. The tests arrived on time and the results took a couple of days from dropping the test kit in the post. It was one of the cheapest on the list on the.gov.uk website.

Thanks for that. Booked lateral flow test for the wife when she returns Friday next week from the family visit to Hungary. She is waiting at the airport in Luton now.... Flight is at 22:45.... but transfer etc is a real pain.

Saga Lout wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 4:14 pm I used https://www.testingforall.org/ when I had to order tests for Mrs S L in May. The tests arrived on time and the results took a couple of days from dropping the test kit in the post. It was one of the cheapest on the list on the.gov.uk website.

Yes, saw that recommendation.

They better be good, I have two LFs ordered for next week

Dickheads that remove the guard from grinders.
I've used grinders for years and never needed to remove the guard yet, move it round yeah but never take it off to use em.
But most Yank Youtubers and one of the blokes at work seem to think it's better with out a guard.
Turns a perfectly acceptable tool into one I want to launch into the skip.

demographic wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 7:55 pm Turns a perfectly acceptable tool into one I want to launch into the skip.

If you drop it at just the right angle they'll do it for themselves

Mr. Dazzle wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 8:25 pm

demographic wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 7:55 pm Turns a perfectly acceptable tool into one I want to launch into the skip.

If you drop it at just the right angle they'll do it for themselves

I loved the trumpet horn as an exhaust pipe.

derek badger wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 4:51 pm I used Boots for my Day 2 test last week. £68, but it didn't matter as work were paying. Ordered it Friday, turned up Monday. Test done, posted back using NHS priority postbox. Results came back Thursday...and it was positive despite being double jabbed and had Covid about 45 days before the test.

PCR tests are no good if you've had a positive infection in the last 90 days as they will detect the previous remenants, so I've been isolating AGAIN. I see the rules are changing for Oct half-term and you only need to do a lateral flow now.

I'd have done it for ya if you'd asked.