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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2024 11:34 am
by Sadlonelygit
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2024 9:40 pm
by MrLongbeard
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Yes, I am 12

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2024 8:34 am
by Noggin
MrLongbeard wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2024 9:40 pm Screenshot 2024-06-28 213907.jpg

Yes, I am 12
I want one - just to carry for the name! Although, TBF, a flexible boner isn't much use :angelic-green: :angelic-green: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2024 9:00 am
by gremlin
Noggin wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2024 8:34 am Although, TBF, a flexible boner isn't much use
Sometimes you just have to work with what you've got. :D

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2024 4:46 pm
by Taipan
:lol:

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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2024 5:00 pm
by gremlin
Went to see a psychic. I knocked on her door and she shouted, 'Who is it?'.

So I left.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2024 5:06 pm
by Mussels
gremlin wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 5:00 pm Went to see a physic. I knocked on her door and she shouted, 'Who is it?'.

So I left.
Typo, or did I miss a doctor joke?

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2024 5:11 pm
by gremlin
Mussels wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 5:06 pm
gremlin wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 5:00 pm Went to see a physic. I knocked on her door and she shouted, 'Who is it?'.

So I left.
Typo, or did I miss a doctor joke?
Spell check is the only thing standing between me and a career in stand up. :thumbdown:


:lol:

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2024 6:30 pm
by ChrisW
gremlin wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 5:00 pm Went to see a psychic. I knocked on her door and she shouted, 'Who is it?'.

So I left.
Apparently Kelvin McKenzie once sacked the paper's astrologist with a letter that began "As you'll already know...."

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2024 12:36 pm
by Sadlonelygit
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2024 7:32 pm
by Tricky
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 4:16 pm
by gremlin
My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 5:20 pm
by Taipan
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 5:21 pm
by KungFooBob
up periscope.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 6:42 pm
by Horse
KungFooBob wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 5:21 pm up periscope.
@The Spin Doctor For SOBS? :D

For anyone wondering WTF?
https://scienceofbeingseen.org/

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 8:09 pm
by Felix
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2024 10:28 pm
by Felix
My wife has just found out that l replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2024 9:54 am
by gremlin
Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions?

I do.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2024 9:57 am
by KungFooBob
Opinions are like orgasm's.

Mine is most important and I don't care if you have one or not.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2024 2:28 pm
by Taipan
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