Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 3:50 pm
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Jokes Thread
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2020 12:47 am
Chris Rea is no longer driving home for Christmas and instead has revealed his full name..
Christmas Rearrangements
Christmas Rearrangements
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2020 2:42 pm
Elephants riding motorbikes. Whatever next 
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:36 pm
Does anyone know how long it takes to service hearing aids?
Sent them off to be done and haven't heard anything since..
Sent them off to be done and haven't heard anything since..
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:44 pm
Crackers shouldn't be pulled before Xmas dayThe Martian wrote: Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:36 pm Does anyone know how long it takes to service hearing aids?
Sent them off to be done and haven't heard anything since..
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:38 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2020 7:46 pm
The postman knocked every day for a week but there was no answer.The Martian wrote: Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:36 pm Does anyone know how long it takes to service hearing aids?
Sent them off to be done and haven't heard anything since..
Returned to sender.
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2020 8:52 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2020 11:59 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2020 12:10 pm
***WARNING Incoming Dad Joke***
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2020 3:38 pm
One for the Pony..
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:33 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2020 9:47 pm
A blue whale's anus can stretch up to three and a half feet, which makes it the world's second largest arsehole after Matt Hancock.
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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2020 12:23 pm
Made the mistake of referring to a dwarf as an elf earlier, he got really angry and asked what a dwarf and an elf actually have in common.
Apologetically I replied "very little"
Apologetically I replied "very little"
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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2020 4:54 pm
It takes me 5 minutes to walk to the pub
It takes me 35 minutes to walk home
The difference is staggering.
It takes me 35 minutes to walk home
The difference is staggering.
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2020 11:29 am
