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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:03 pm
by Horse
Irish delivery company?
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:05 am
by Felix
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:36 am
by weeksy
Well i've had no reports... so... move on...
The world here is simple... If people are offended/outraged, use the report button... If you don't... then i'm ok.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:00 am
by Horse
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:14 am
by Horse
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:09 am
by gremlin
By coincidence, we ended up half-watching an episode last night, with a Zimbabwean woman and Aussie bloke building just such a soulless square box, bolloxing up the build by project managing and all the rest of it. God, they were a fucking pretentious pair, banging on about building a house with Zimbabwean and Australian combined cultural heritage.
I felt quite de-stressed after an hour of smug
schadenfreude.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:32 am
by Taipan
I used to be a grand designs fan, but, yes, its eaten itself now.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2024 11:15 pm
by Tricky
Not a joke as such, but a great retort IMO, genuinely made me laugh out loud
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 10:24 am
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:58 am
by Sadlonelygit
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And a big shout out to Judas, thanks for the 4 day weekend!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 1:43 pm
by Felix
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 9:37 am
by Jody
Sadlonelygit wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:14 pm
636mick wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 6:47 pm
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I'm not criticising the post, but when the submarine imploded, jokes about that were considered to be in bad taste and it kicked off.
Then there was the Hawaiian island that caught fire, again people made jokes about that but nobody moaned.
Now at least 10 dead with a wayward ship, and that's considered fair game too.
Could somebody explain to me what level of double standards we're using, just to be on the safe side!
Is it because very wealthy people died in the sub?
idk, I just recall when a helicopter of millionaires crashed in the US last year (?) My wealthy boss described it as very sad. He's never commented on any other incident ??
When a Concorde full of wealthy people crashed, the entire fleet was grounded permanently.....
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 9:44 am
by Mr. Dazzle
Jody wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 9:37 am
When a Concorde full of wealthy people crashed, the entire fleet was grounded permanently.....
It was grounded for quite a while, but not permanently. They spent loads of time, effort and money to get it back in the air and then kept it in operation for what felt about 5 minutes more.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 10:43 am
by 636mick
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Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 10:44 am
by 636mick
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Stolen from Facebook.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:44 pm
by Felix
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:59 pm
by Felix
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2024 4:03 pm
by Horse
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:55 am
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 11:59 am
by Saga Lout
My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of the Sunday Times.
