Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:10 am
Two weeks, You is well slow innit.
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2024 10:01 am
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 1:14 pm
Rearrange these 3 to make words.
1. PNEIS 2. BUTTSXE 3. TSSOER
1. PNEIS 2. BUTTSXE 3. TSSOER
Spoiler
Hopefully you got Spine, Subtext and Stores...
Re: Jokes Thread
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:21 pm
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.
Who the hell runs 8 miles in 15 seconds!
Who the hell runs 8 miles in 15 seconds!
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From a covid warning poster during early 2020
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:01 am
Never mind bumming the chicken that shit swinging the clever has cut four of the woman's fingers off 
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:36 pm
Erm...three. Unless you think she's from Norfolk.Felix wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:01 am Never mind bumming the chicken that shit swinging the clever has cut four of the woman's fingers off
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 5:31 pm
Or she's left-handed and holding a small pistol?
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:04 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:54 pm
...and 20 B&H.
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:58 pm
Iffy unless you're absolutely sure colleagues aren't carrying guns
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:14 pm
I'm not criticising the post, but when the submarine imploded, jokes about that were considered to be in bad taste and it kicked off.
Then there was the Hawaiian island that caught fire, again people made jokes about that but nobody moaned.
Now at least 10 dead with a wayward ship, and that's considered fair game too.
Could somebody explain to me what level of double standards we're using, just to be on the safe side!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:51 pm
The uncle albert rule
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:31 am
If I’ve upset anyone with posting a joke, I apologise, it wasn’t my intention. I found it funny but appreciate others may not.Sadlonelygit wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:14 pmI'm not criticising the post, but when the submarine imploded, jokes about that were considered to be in bad taste and it kicked off.
Then there was the Hawaiian island that caught fire, again people made jokes about that but nobody moaned.
Now at least 10 dead with a wayward ship, and that's considered fair game too.
Could somebody explain to me what level of double standards we're using, just to be on the safe side!
To understand where my humour comes from, I was called into work early tonight to attend a serious RTC on the A5, not a pleasant scene, I won’t go into details but it’s on the news sites. Left there to go to a second serious incident on the A43, again not pleasant. My way of dealing with these is humour. Sometimes misplaced but it’s what we do.
If I have upset anyone please tell me and I’m happy to take the original post down, or an admin can as I’ll hopefully be asleep.
Stay safe all
Mick.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:08 am
It's fine, leave it there.636mick wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:31 amIf I’ve upset anyone with posting a joke, I apologise, it wasn’t my intention. I found it funny but appreciate others may not.Sadlonelygit wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:14 pmI'm not criticising the post, but when the submarine imploded, jokes about that were considered to be in bad taste and it kicked off.
Then there was the Hawaiian island that caught fire, again people made jokes about that but nobody moaned.
Now at least 10 dead with a wayward ship, and that's considered fair game too.
Could somebody explain to me what level of double standards we're using, just to be on the safe side!
To understand where my humour comes from, I was called into work early tonight to attend a serious RTC on the A5, not a pleasant scene, I won’t go into details but it’s on the news sites. Left there to go to a second serious incident on the A43, again not pleasant. My way of dealing with these is humour. Sometimes misplaced but it’s what we do.
If I have upset anyone please tell me and I’m happy to take the original post down, or an admin can as I’ll hopefully be asleep.
Stay safe all
Mick.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:52 am
Gallows humour has been around as long as there's been gallows.Sadlonelygit wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:14 pm Could somebody explain to me what level of double standards we're using, just to be on the safe side!
Dunno about the other mods but I'm not planning on being an arbiter of good taste/humour. If I was, half this thread would vanish.
If people kick off and 'problem post' stuff because they're genuinely upset or there's eg a racial/racialist aspect it's a bit different.
I suspect the level of indignation with things sometimes tracks what's being said on the main social media platforms.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:06 am
Yup, Brits are pretty famed for gallows humour. I remember Jim Davidson saying when that terrible Tsunami hit on boxing day, the waves couldn't have even subsidised before his phone was pinging with tsunami text jokes, but typically the Brit people contributed way more than most other countries in aid contributions.