Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little

[gremlin]

Ah. She was going to do a cash deal on a Harley wasn't she? You can tell us, we're all ok with Harleys.

Oh,the shame.

You see? Protecting society from a chrome related crime...

[Saga Lout]

Kettles.

Have manufacturers forgotten how to make electric kettles? About a month ago I realised that the switch on my old kettle was a bit dodgy. It still worked but it seemed that it was about to break off. So I ordered a replacement.

In the last month I've sent three faulty Russell Hobbs kettles back to Amazon and today took a faulty De'Longhi kettle back to Argos. Four faulty kettles just to find one that works properly! It shouldn't be that difficult.

You'll be pleased to know that the replacement De'Longhi from Argos appears to be working fine. So far.

[Wossname]

So, what's it for?

Fooked if I know.

Regulatory requirements in terms of protecting vulnerable customers. They don't know if she is being scammed or coerced, so they have a duty of care to ensure they are protected.

None of my business, but why take the cash out? Easier and safer to do a bank transfer, surely.

This is Norn Iron. She doesn't want to pay the VAT.

[Saga Lout]

Regulatory requirements in terms of protecting vulnerable customers. They don't know if she is being scammed or coerced, so they have a duty of care to ensure they are protected...

1. Maybe the bank has run out of money and is using the regulations as an excuse.
or
2. The government doesn't want people using cash. They want to keep tabs on us.


Other conspiracy theories are available on request.

[gremlin]

Regulatory requirements in terms of protecting vulnerable customers. They don't know if she is being scammed or coerced, so they have a duty of care to ensure they are protected...

1. Maybe the bank has run out of money and is using the regulations as an excuse.
or
2. The government doesn't want people using cash. They want to keep tabs on us.


Other conspiracy theories are available on request.

Part true.

Branches don't carry a huge cash float, unlike what you see in heist movies, forvthe simple reason that it costs too.much too transport around and insure. Reduces the risk of staff getting a shotgun shoved in their face too.

Plus, there's the risk of money laundering too boot. Skub's missus could be laundering cash by having dirty funds paid into a clean account and taking it as cash. If the bank employee fails to report a suspicion they can end up getting a stripey suntan. Hence, they don't.

As I said, making a large payment via CHAPS or Faster is secure, less effort than traipsing to the bank, gives an audit trail and is more transparent in terms of financial crime. Plus nobody has ever been mugged coming out of a bank for a receipt confirming payment of a few grand.

Embrace the change, my friends.

[Nordboy]

Kettles.

Have manufacturers forgotten how to make electric kettles? About a month ago I realised that the switch on my old kettle was a bit dodgy. It still worked but it seemed that it was about to break off. So I ordered a replacement.

In the last month I've sent three faulty Russell Hobbs kettles back to Amazon and today took a faulty De'Longhi kettle back to Argos. Four faulty kettles just to find one that works properly! It shouldn't be that difficult.

You'll be pleased to know that the replacement De'Longhi from Argos appears to be working fine. So far.

Kettles are so last year daaaaaarrliing!!

One of them boiling water taps you want, ours is bloody ace, instant boiling water!!

[v8-powered]

My lad just moved in to his uni 2nd year house share, left in a disgusting state. Surely the landlord/agent should have least made sure the house was habitable!

Student landlords...

Take a month's rent deposit from every student -> refuse to refund it 'cause the house was left in a state -> don't actually use the money to clean the house -> leave it to the next lot.

Glad to see things haven't changed

Pretty much! Agent didn't return any calls so my lad phoned the landlord directly, he's sending someone round today.
Sounds like agent took money for end of tenancy clean but didn't do it, twats.....

[Jody]

Sodding recipes for courgettes

How can you make a recipe when the volume is -

3 courgettes, or 2 large courgettes!!!!

I have what I would consider 2 large courgettes - but I bet they don't mean two that size!! FFS!!!

Reminds me of the time time I said to the (then) Mrs
"how long should I cook this for?"

"ohh roughly, not very long"

Banks that refuse to let Mrs.Skub lift her money in cash form,when she refused to tell them what it's for.

It's only protecting her,apparently.

My French bank limit how much I can spend on my card each month. The amount is less than I get paid !

[Mr. Dazzle]

My French bank limit how much I can spend on my card each month. The amount is less than I get paid !

That just makes good financial sense They're following the best Dickensian tradition.

"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six , result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery”

[Saga Lout]

Kettles are so last year daaaaaarrliing!!

One of them boiling water taps you want, ours is bloody ace, instant boiling water!!

Yebutt.

Men have been making electric kettles* for 130 years. That's more than enough time to perfect the basics. You shouldn't have steam escaping from the lid directly across the handle, you shouldn't have water dripping from the bottom of the kettle on to the base, the lid shouldn't be made of plastic that taints the water. These are things that should have been hard coded into the basic design half a century ago.


* So their womenfolk can make their cups of tea more quickly.

[Saga Lout]

That just makes good financial sense They're following the best Dickensian tradition.

"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six , result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery”

Are you going to tell the Chancer of the Exchequer? He doesn't seem to have heard.

[Mr. Dazzle]

That just makes good financial sense They're following the best Dickensian tradition.

"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six , result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery”

Are you going to tell the Chancer of the Exchequer? He doesn't seem to have heard.

You're assuming he's happy of course.

[Saga Lout]

That just makes good financial sense They're following the best Dickensian tradition.

"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six , result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery”

Are you going to tell the Chancer of the Exchequer? He doesn't seem to have heard.

You're assuming he's happy of course.

No. I'm assuming he wants to be happy and doesn't know how. You need to tell him.

[Horse]

No. I'm assuming he wants to be happy and doesn't know how. You need to tell him.

If anyone goes into politics expecting to be happy, then they are likely to have a rude awakening.

[lostboy]

Are you going to tell the Chancer of the Exchequer? He doesn't seem to have heard.

You're assuming he's happy of course.

No. I'm assuming he wants to be happy and doesn't know how. You need to tell him.

He doesn't give a fuck. He married a billionaire's daughter.

[Count Steer]

Kettles are so last year daaaaaarrliing!!

One of them boiling water taps you want, ours is bloody ace, instant boiling water!!

Yebutt.

Men have been making electric kettles* for 130 years. That's more than enough time to perfect the basics. You shouldn't have steam escaping from the lid directly across the handle, you shouldn't have water dripping from the bottom of the kettle on to the base, the lid shouldn't be made of plastic that taints the water. These are things that should have been hard coded into the basic design half a century ago.


* So their womenfolk can make their cups of tea more quickly.

Dualit dear boy, Dualit.

[Noggin]

My French bank limit how much I can spend on my card each month. The amount is less than I get paid !

That just makes good financial sense They're following the best Dickensian tradition.

"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six , result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery”

Ah, but French banks take it to the extreme -

monthly income 20€

expenditure allowed 15€

But I'd like to spend 18€

Bank - tough shit matey!!!

[slowsider]

Kettles are so last year daaaaaarrliing!!

One of them boiling water taps you want, ours is bloody ace, instant boiling water!!

Yebutt.

Men have been making electric kettles* for 130 years. That's more than enough time to perfect the basics. You shouldn't have steam escaping from the lid directly across the handle, you shouldn't have water dripping from the bottom of the kettle on to the base, the lid shouldn't be made of plastic that taints the water. These are things that should have been hard coded into the basic design half a century ago.


* So their womenfolk can make their cups of tea more quickly.

Dualit dear boy, Dualit.

Surely one's enough...

[Yambo]

Plus, there's the risk of money laundering too boot. Skub's missus could be laundering cash by having dirty funds paid into a clean account and taking it as cash. If the bank employee fails to report a suspicion they can end up getting a stripey suntan. Hence, they don't.

Is money laundering really such a big thing?

It seems that the government that brought all these regulations (probably Bliar's) found it easier to label everyone as a potential or active money launderer than it was to chase the people who were actually laundering money.

Cash of course removes an element of control from governments who have forgotten that they are elected into office to run the country, i.e. work for us, not dictate every aspect of our lives.

[cheb]

Plus, there's the risk of money laundering too boot. Skub's missus could be laundering cash by having dirty funds paid into a clean account and taking it as cash. If the bank employee fails to report a suspicion they can end up getting a stripey suntan. Hence, they don't.

Is money laundering really such a big thing?

It seems that the government that brought all these regulations (probably Bliar's) found it easier to label everyone as a potential or active money launderer than it was to chase the people who were actually laundering money.

Cash of course removes an element of control from governments who have forgotten that they are elected into office to run the country, i.e. work for us, not dictate every aspect of our lives.

If it saves one life....