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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2024 4:51 pm
by Yorick
Sadlonelygit wrote: Mon Feb 26, 2024 4:48 pm
Taipan wrote: Mon Feb 26, 2024 9:32 am
From what little I remember from Sunday school, God was angry at his creation as it had descended Ito a pit of corruption so decided to destroy what he’d created. God told Noah who gathered the animals 2 by 2 and put them in his boat. He floated around a bit until he beached on a mountain, then came down as the floods drained and Gods creation started over again. The moral being don’t mess with the big guy or he'll mess you up but he has also demonstrated that he can be forgiving. The only stupid thing about the myth is people have actually spent good money looking for the arc!
And Noah was the ONLY person in the entire world with a boat!
Nelly knitted it for him for Christmas.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 3:01 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 11:20 pm
by Felix
What's a scousers favourite cake?
Stollen
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2024 9:57 am
by Horse
My mate drinks brake fluid. Lots of brake fluid, every day.
I think he's addicted.
He says he can stop anytime he wants.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2024 10:48 am
by Saga Lout
Horse wrote: Sat Mar 02, 2024 9:57 am
My mate drinks brake fluid. Lots of brake fluid, every day.
I think he's addicted.
He says he can stop anytime he wants.
Is anybody going to get upset if I say he's probably retarded?
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2024 11:50 am
by Horse
Saga Lout wrote: Sat Mar 02, 2024 10:48 am
Horse wrote: Sat Mar 02, 2024 9:57 am
My mate drinks brake fluid. Lots of brake fluid, every day.
I think he's addicted.
He says he can stop anytime he wants.
Is anybody going to get upset if I say he's probably retarded?
Don't bother. What's the points?
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2024 3:12 pm
by Saga Lout
From The Gastropod Fancier's Handbook:
Don't take the shell off your racing snail, it'll only make him sluggish.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2024 7:36 pm
by Horse
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:46 am
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:26 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 6:14 pm
by Sadlonelygit
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2024 11:31 pm
by Felix
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:01 am
by Taipan
Went swimming today. Needed a piss badly so went to the deep end. Lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2024 10:26 pm
by Felix
I just said "No comment" all the way through the police interview.
I didn't get the job.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2024 8:02 am
by Horse
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2024 8:16 am
by Yambo
***Breaking news!***
A 9 year old girl has disappeared after using moisturising cream that makes you look 10 years younger.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2024 9:21 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 2:57 pm
by Yorick
One for
@gremlin
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 11:14 pm
by Felix
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2024 8:14 am
by JackyJoll
Saga Lout wrote: Sat Mar 02, 2024 10:48 am
Horse wrote: Sat Mar 02, 2024 9:57 am
My mate drinks brake fluid. Lots of brake fluid, every day.
I think he's addicted.
He says he can stop anytime he wants.
Is anybody going to get upset if I say he's probably retarded?
That’s discrespectful.
