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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2024 4:58 pm
by BartonBKing
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2024 9:58 am
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2024 10:07 am
by Horse
BartonBKing wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2024 4:58 pm IMG_1634.jpeg
In case you wondered (I did):

Brazilian MMA fighter Janaina Soares is uninjured despite a grotesque hematoma suffered en route to a TKO loss in her mixed martial arts debut.

Soares, a 105-pounder with previous experience in muay thai, was bested by Vanessa Goncalves at Favela Kombat 30 earlier this month and an image showing a Soares with a massive swelling across her brow

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 12:14 am
by JackyJoll
Spoiler
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 7:19 pm
by BartonBKing
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 7:20 pm
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 7:21 pm
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 7:31 pm
by Yorick
BartonBKing wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2024 7:20 pm IMG_1661.jpeg
Eh?

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2024 7:26 am
by Trinity765
Not strictly a joke but made me giggle.


Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:16 am
by KungFooBob
You have to be in a specific age range to really get this one.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2024 9:54 am
by Yorick
KungFooBob wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:16 am You have to be in a specific age range to really get this one.
????

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:39 am
by gremlin
Yorick wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 9:54 am
KungFooBob wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:16 am You have to be in a specific age range to really get this one.
????
DT Decathlon required the user to have to virtually destroy their joystick in order to run and jump quickly.

At least that's the excuse I'm giving for my lasting repetitive strain injury sustained to my right wrist in my teens and beyond....

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:58 am
by KungFooBob
Broken Britain.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 3:45 pm
by BartonBKing
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 3:52 pm
by BartonBKing
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 3:53 pm
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 3:56 pm
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 3:57 pm
by BartonBKing
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 5:04 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
KungFooBob wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:16 am You have to be in a specific age range to really get this one.
There was a bit of software at my old job which could either involve a lot of clicking, or a bit of programming and maths beforehand.

I always referred to the former of the two as "the Daley Thompson method".

Maybe 1 in 10 got it :(

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 9:18 pm
by Felix
One for the true tight bastards :lol:


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