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Life is for living. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. Ride the bikes. Just, ride the bikes!! :bblonde:
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Doubt is not a pleasant condition.
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I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.
She phoned to say 'Thanks for the Baghdad'
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Started seeing a new gal....
She told me that size doesn't matter, but all her dildos look like they're missing a lampshade
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I asked my gran what she wants for Christmas, and she said 'A nice green jumper'
So l've bought her a frog.
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Went to toysrus yesterday, asked if they got the old game operation.

Was told " no, and there's a 3 year waiting list" bum bum.
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Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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Does he get time and a half for working tonight d'ya reckon?
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: ↑Sun Dec 24, 2023 6:57 pm Does he get time and a half for working tonight d'ya reckon?
One of my first jobs in 70/80 (Safeway's) it would have been treble time. Double was a Sunday and any other time and a half. Not that i was playing Santa that was just the rates.
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Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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My wife kicked me out because I won't stop doing terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.

But don't worry........I will return.
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