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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2023 10:12 am
by Taipan
A vegan and a cyclist jump off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first. Who wins?
Society!

Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2023 3:46 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:13 am
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:28 pm
by Yorick
Before the Scotland v England game, the Enland squad wore warm-up shirts with the same logo as the very first game between these two, 150 years ago.
These shirts will be auctioned later for charity.
Maguires shirt is available for £3.27.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:30 pm
by weeksy
Yorick wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:28 pm
Before the Scotland v England game, the Enland squad wore warm-up shirts with the same logo as the very first game between these two, 150 years ago.
These shirts will be auctioned later for charity.
Maguires shirt is available for £3.27.
I assume he comes for free with it?
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2023 11:37 am
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2023 4:35 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2023 10:10 pm
by Dodgy69
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 11:24 am
by Taipan
If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 11:54 am
by Horse
Taipan wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 11:24 am
If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
Badoom-tsch

Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2023 8:19 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 2:15 pm
by Noggin
Chuck Norris does not flush the toilet!!!!
He scares the shit out of it......
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 5:59 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 6:18 am
by Trinity765
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 8:29 am
by Count Steer
Heard someone trying to get in the garage last night so phoned the police. They said they didn't have anyone available. I waited a few minutes and phoned again. 'Don't worry about that intruder, I've just shot him'.
Next thing 4 cars, armed response unit etc etc etc.
Nice policeman said 'You said you just shot somebody'.
I said '...and you said no-one was available'.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 5:12 pm
by Yorick

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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 11:21 pm
by Pirahna
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 9:26 am
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 10:45 pm
by mangocrazy

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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 4:25 pm
by Taipan