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G.P wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:00 pm This is a weird one. There's a guy who lives down the road who's got a 12 plate T5 VW van.
He spent quite a bit of time fitting it out and put some nice wheels and striping on it.
That was a couple of years ago and he hasn't washed it since. our road is quite leafy so its covered in a layer of green growth even though he uses it regularly. Every time I walk past while walking the dogs (at least a couple of times a day) I am tempted to scribble "please clean Me" in the filth.

Rockburner wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:52 pm

G.P wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:00 pm This is a weird one. There's a guy who lives down the road who's got a 12 plate T5 VW van.
He spent quite a bit of time fitting it out and put some nice wheels and striping on it.
That was a couple of years ago and he hasn't washed it since. our road is quite leafy so its covered in a layer of green growth even though he uses it regularly. Every time I walk past while walking the dogs (at least a couple of times a day) I am tempted to scribble "please clean Me" in the filth.

"I wish my wife was this dirty"

Silly Car wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 3:37 pm
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“She is”

Mussels wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:41 pm Local councils that just don't understand customer service.
It's not that the bin men refused to empty my garden waste but that I can't dispute their mistake, because they said no the computer says no. I have no choice who provides my services so they don't care.

Noggin wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:50 pm My memory sucks!

Went to get a coffee yesterday after class. Asked a couple of girls that were sat at one end of a table if I could sit at the other. Then, when they said 'Hi Smixxy" realised that they were not french and I should know them!!

So, I can't search for them on Fb, cos I don't know who they are!!

Can't sort out meeting, unless she messages


AND - feel really daft cos we had a fab conversation between the three of us and yet I have zero idea who they are!!!

Noggin wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:50 pm My memory sucks!

Went to get a coffee yesterday after class. Asked a couple of girls that were sat at one end of a table if I could sit at the other. Then, when they said 'Hi Smixxy" realised that they were not french and I should know them!!

We chatted for quite a long time, with one of them offering to meet to chat in French when she is back from a trip next week

Eventually they left and the one that is going to meet to chat in French said she'd message me on FB to catch up


The whole time I was talking I was thinking, I'll remember who they are in a minute!!!! I didn't

So, I can't search for them on Fb, cos I don't know who they are!!

Can't sort out meeting, unless she messages


AND - feel really daft cos we had a fab conversation between the three of us and yet I have zero idea who they are!!!

Saga Lout wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 11:05 pm

Noggin wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:50 pm My memory sucks!

Went to get a coffee yesterday after class. Asked a couple of girls that were sat at one end of a table if I could sit at the other. Then, when they said 'Hi Smixxy" realised that they were not french and I should know them!!

We chatted for quite a long time, with one of them offering to meet to chat in French when she is back from a trip next week

Eventually they left and the one that is going to meet to chat in French said she'd message me on FB to catch up


The whole time I was talking I was thinking, I'll remember who they are in a minute!!!! I didn't

So, I can't search for them on Fb, cos I don't know who they are!!

Can't sort out meeting, unless she messages


AND - feel really daft cos we had a fab conversation between the three of us and yet I have zero idea who they are!!!

One of the advantages of getting old. You just say "My memory's gone, I can't remember your name."

And they tell you, something like: "You daft bugger, I'm your sister."

gremlin wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 10:19 am That smug fucking twat of a koala from the Cushelle bog roll adverts.

Jody wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:07 pm Not enough water pressure on the campsite to run the pressure washer I just bought.

3 hours it took me to clean half of one decking, I have 20 to do !

the_priest wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:23 pm T&C's say you have to phone to cancel renewal.

Horse wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:13 pm

the_priest wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:23 pm T&C's say you have to phone to cancel renewal.

And if you cancel the DD?

the_priest wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 10:00 pm

Horse wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:13 pm

the_priest wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:23 pm T&C's say you have to phone to cancel renewal.

And if you cancel the DD?

Credit card payment. However I am victorious! They acknowledged the email (I put in a statement that I am deaf and they had not given any means of communication for deaf people) and so autorenewal is deaded.