Online competitions for cars, bikes and tech goodies.

[Yorick]

Deffo a trend for classic bikes @nd 80s smokers emerging!

The arse has fallen out of the market, there are loads for sale now and some people on the groups are getting mighty annoyed that the bike they ‘invested’ in appears to be selling for less than they paid…if they can sell at all.

There are still adverts saying “the prices of these bikes are only going one way…” - yeah down

Interesting! I’ve been toying with the idea of getting a smoker for a few years now. I kept convincing myself that it’s end up an expensive garden ornament, but recently found out they are ULEZ exempt so I could use one for a commuting every so often!

Get a new smoker like mine

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[Taipan]

[Taipan]

Tart's handbag Transit. I don't even want it but might have to have a punt on it just for the sparkly roof lining!!

Ford Tourneo Custom delivers first-class comfort to all aboard, no matter where they are seated. Its spacious and adaptable interior makes every journey a pleasure, while new driver assistance technologies and the latest engine, offer new levels of efficiency without compromising driving pleasure.
With this example being customised by the guys at Deranged Vehicles, this Tourneo is definitely one of a kind! With Bugatti Premium Leather, a unique body kit, upgraded sound system and even two flip down TV's, this really is the best vehicle to transport you and 7 others around.
We are giving you the opportunity to win this Deranged Tourneo Custom for only 99p! Grab your tickets for your chance to win!
2019 Model
Only 86k Miles!
2.0L TDCI Engine
6 Speed Automatic Gearbox
Agate Black Paintwork
Specifications;
Full Leather Front Heated Seats finished in Bugatti Snowbeige Leather
Full Leather Steering Wheel with Custom Deranged Airbag
Sync 3 Infotainment System
Door Panel Inserts Trimmed in Bugatti Snowbeige Leather
Interior Rear Panel Inserts Trimmed in Bugatti Snowbeige Leather
Dashboard Inserts Trimmed in Bugatti Snowbeige Leather
Headrests Trimmed in Bugatti Snowbeige Leather
Rear 3-Pin Plug Sockets, with USB Ports
Custom Starlight Headlining
2x Flip Down TVs
Upgraded Sound System with Rear Subwoofer
Tinted Rear Lights
Gloss Black Bonnet Bra
Variable Driving Modes
Parking Assist with Camera
Gloss Black 20" Load Rated Alloys
R-Style Front Bumper
HoneyComb Front Grille
Stainless Steel Quad Exhaust System
Gloss Black Rear Diffuser.

https://7daysperformance.co.uk/product/win-tourneo-1000

[weeksy]

A cool thing, but utterly pointless for me personally.

[Taipan]

Some of you may remember my son-in-laws mate winning £100k cash on Nitrous comps and then. £75k camper onRevComps? He’s just won £15ks worth of Milwaukee tools!

[Skub]

Some of you may remember my son-in-laws mate winning £100k cash on Nitrous comps and then. £75k camper onRevComps? He’s just won £15ks worth of Milwaukee tools!

He must be making some hefty monthly contributions to be winning all that.

[Taipan]

Our biggest ever Car Competition!

Pretty much every avenue covered in this - Take the 2023 BMW X5 then choose the mighty Ferrari 488 Pista or the immense Lamborghini Aventador S to partner it or take the ultimate daily and a life changing £220,000 Tax Free!

Options :

BMW X5 & Ferrari 488 Pista & £5,000
BMW X5 & Aventador S & £5,000
Ferrari 488 Pista & £60,000
Lamborghini Aventador S & £60,000
BMW X5 & £220,000
or Take a life changing £280,000 Tax Free Cash!

https://dreamcargiveaways.co.uk/competi ... -or-280000

[Taipan]

Massively undersold so far…

https://www.nitrouscompetitions.com/com ... 911-turbo/

[Taipan]

WIN A BOOB JOB OR TUMMY TUCK
BREAST AUGMENTATION/REDUCTION OR TUMMY TUCK.
OVERNIGHT HOSPITAL STAY AT THE LONDON CLINIC.
PROCEDURE WILL BE PERFORMED BY A WELL RENOWNED SURGEON.
HOTEL & TRAVEL PAID.



https://www.nitrouscompetitions.com/com ... ummy-tuck/

[Taipan]

Classics!

https://www.theclassiccompetitioncompan ... petitions/

[Taipan]

Spannies!

[KungFooBob]

Out of those six, the one I'm mostly likely to have a punt on is the yellow Norton.

[Taipan]

Thought i'd have chose the Z9, but i'm very drawn to the kettle, even though its in KFB pink!

[KungFooBob]

Thought i'd have chose the Z9, but i'm very drawn to the kettle, even though its in KFB pink!

EVERYONE knows that's Suzuki Candy Lavender, not pink.

[Taipan]

Thought i'd have chose the Z9, but i'm very drawn to the kettle, even though its in KFB pink!

EVERYONE knows that's Suzuki Candy Lavender, not pink.

Is that like Triumphs nuclear red?

[Taipan]

I do not know who Mist is, but you can win his whip!

2021 Bentley Bentayga 4.0L V8 First Edition
Wrapped in Midnight Green (we can de-wrap for the winner)
finished in Grey under the wrap

This 1 owner First Edition Bentley Bentagya is loaded with a huge specification which makes this one of the most luxurious cabins of any 4×4 and equipped with a powerful 4.0L V8 engine mated to an 8-speed automatic transmission, delivering a staggering 542 BHP, 1 owner.

66,000 Miles
1 Owner
2021 Model year
Carbon Rear Diffuser
Service History

https://elitecompetitions.co.uk/competi ... ins-110344

[Mr. Dazzle]

Pretty sure Bentley would have just painted it green if you'd asked Mr. Mist.

[Count Steer]

Pretty sure Bentley would have just painted it green if you'd asked Mr. Mist.

The Germans will be amused by someone being called Mr Mist.

[Skub]

I only play if I'd like to own a bike. But I'll never win anything anyway.

[weeksy]

I only play if I'd like to own a bike. But I'll never win anything anyway.

Me too. I've spent £20 in the last 12 months on 4 comps, 3 for vans and 1 for a Husky 701SM.