Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat May 06, 2023 11:18 am
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Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri May 12, 2023 3:59 am
*Patient* Dr. my penis has got brown spots.
*Dr.* after examining him, asks.
Are you married?
*Man:* No
*Dr.* Any girlfriend/boyfriend?
*Man:* No No
*Dr.* Do u visit brothels, call girls?
*Man:* No, Never
*Dr.* Mastrubation?
*Man:* No. Never did it
*Dr. .. Its rust_
*Dr.* after examining him, asks.
Are you married?
*Man:* No
*Dr.* Any girlfriend/boyfriend?
*Man:* No No
*Dr.* Do u visit brothels, call girls?
*Man:* No, Never
*Dr.* Mastrubation?
*Man:* No. Never did it
*Dr. .. Its rust_
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun May 14, 2023 4:51 pm
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun May 14, 2023 4:52 pm
ZRX61 wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 3:59 am *Patient* Dr. my penis has got brown spots.
*Dr.* after examining him, asks.
Are you married?
*Man:* No
*Dr.* Any girlfriend/boyfriend?
*Man:* No No
*Dr.* Do u visit brothels, call girls?
*Man:* No, Never
*Dr.* Mastrubation?
*Man:* No. Never did it
*Dr. .. Its rust_
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 5:20 pm
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 8:39 pm
Scientists have discovered the first people on earth were cockneys! Would you Adam and Eve it!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed May 17, 2023 7:38 am
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu May 18, 2023 8:49 pm
I once tried to buy a house on an old Indian reservation.
When I asked if it came with running water the chief told me “Fuck off and find your own wife”
When I asked if it came with running water the chief told me “Fuck off and find your own wife”
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri May 19, 2023 8:02 am
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 2:37 pm
A nun gets up one morning and is strolling happily through the cloisters. First nun she meets says 'Ooh, you got out of bed on the wrong side this morning'. Thoroughly puzzled but still feeling quite perky she strolls on and meets another nun who says 'Ooh, you got out of bed on the wrong side this morning'.
Nonetheless she strolls on....and it happens again!
By now she's feeling a tad grumpy, but strolls on and meets the Mother Superior and pre-empts her by saying 'I know what you're going to say - that I got out of bed on the wrong side this morning'.
'No' says the Mother Superior, 'I was going to ask why you are wearing the bishop's shoes'.
Nonetheless she strolls on....and it happens again!
By now she's feeling a tad grumpy, but strolls on and meets the Mother Superior and pre-empts her by saying 'I know what you're going to say - that I got out of bed on the wrong side this morning'.
'No' says the Mother Superior, 'I was going to ask why you are wearing the bishop's shoes'.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat May 20, 2023 3:12 pm
These people who say it’s ok to let your pet sleep on your bed are wrong. Woke up this morning and my goldfish was dead.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon May 22, 2023 12:18 pm
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon May 22, 2023 10:59 pm
Saw this on fb, made I chuckle a bit
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 10:27 am
Laughter with Ron...
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 12:20 pm
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 12:55 pm
I accept it may just be me that thinks so badly of dear Phil. So I decided to wear this T-shirt today to see what sort of reactions I get. So far I've been spat at, kicked and punched. Let's see what happens when I leave the house...
