Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
*Patient* Dr. my penis has got brown spots.
*Dr.* after examining him, asks.
Are you married?
*Man:* No
*Dr.* Any girlfriend/boyfriend?
*Man:* No No
*Dr.* Do u visit brothels, call girls?
*Man:* No, Never
*Dr.* Mastrubation?
*Man:* No. Never did it
*Dr. .. Its rust_
*Dr.* after examining him, asks.
Are you married?
*Man:* No
*Dr.* Any girlfriend/boyfriend?
*Man:* No No
*Dr.* Do u visit brothels, call girls?
*Man:* No, Never
*Dr.* Mastrubation?
*Man:* No. Never did it
*Dr. .. Its rust_
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Re: Jokes Thread
ZRX61 wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 3:59 am *Patient* Dr. my penis has got brown spots.
*Dr.* after examining him, asks.
Are you married?
*Man:* No
*Dr.* Any girlfriend/boyfriend?
*Man:* No No
*Dr.* Do u visit brothels, call girls?
*Man:* No, Never
*Dr.* Mastrubation?
*Man:* No. Never did it
*Dr. .. Its rust_
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Re: Jokes Thread
Scientists have discovered the first people on earth were cockneys! Would you Adam and Eve it!
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I once tried to buy a house on an old Indian reservation.
When I asked if it came with running water the chief told me “Fuck off and find your own wife”
When I asked if it came with running water the chief told me “Fuck off and find your own wife”
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A nun gets up one morning and is strolling happily through the cloisters. First nun she meets says 'Ooh, you got out of bed on the wrong side this morning'. Thoroughly puzzled but still feeling quite perky she strolls on and meets another nun who says 'Ooh, you got out of bed on the wrong side this morning'.
Nonetheless she strolls on....and it happens again!
By now she's feeling a tad grumpy, but strolls on and meets the Mother Superior and pre-empts her by saying 'I know what you're going to say - that I got out of bed on the wrong side this morning'.
'No' says the Mother Superior, 'I was going to ask why you are wearing the bishop's shoes'.
Nonetheless she strolls on....and it happens again!
By now she's feeling a tad grumpy, but strolls on and meets the Mother Superior and pre-empts her by saying 'I know what you're going to say - that I got out of bed on the wrong side this morning'.
'No' says the Mother Superior, 'I was going to ask why you are wearing the bishop's shoes'.
The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'.
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These people who say it’s ok to let your pet sleep on your bed are wrong. Woke up this morning and my goldfish was dead.
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Saw this on fb, made I chuckle a bit
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Even bland can be a type of character 
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I accept it may just be me that thinks so badly of dear Phil. So I decided to wear this T-shirt today to see what sort of reactions I get. So far I've been spat at, kicked and punched. Let's see what happens when I leave the house...
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