Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2023 9:16 pm
The first or 2nd time he died?
Bearing in mind he doesn't die for the first time until 2285.
Bearing in mind he doesn't die for the first time until 2285.
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Re: Jokes Thread
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2023 3:02 pm
In the early days of t'Internet I briefly had an email address of "[email protected]" I was quite upset when it stopped working.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:35 am
Scpeaking of MH problems, I was sent this by my Son, who suffers from anxiety!
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2023 1:32 pm
Ooh bit o’ politics!
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 10:46 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2023 9:43 am
Grilled a chicken for two hours yesterday.
Still wouldn't tell me why it crossed road.
Still wouldn't tell me why it crossed road.
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2023 5:47 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2023 6:00 pm
Is her name Donna?
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2023 6:45 pm
That reminds me of a girl I dated, who had one which really did look like a doner kebab, the doner kebab meat!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 1:12 am
A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I," then at his knee, meaning, "need," and he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw." The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!'' The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!'' The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:30 am
How to speak Irish. Say it fast
Whale
Oil
Beef
Hooked.
Whale
Oil
Beef
Hooked.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 4:21 pm
1976 called, they'd like their joke back please!
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:51 pm
Just that one, or the other 1563 I have as well!?
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