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[KungFooBob]

These petition people; they lost*, they should get over it.



*By 'lost' I mean 'took one hell of a beating'.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/14R4NBQi2k/

[MyLittleStudPony]

And it turns out many of the signatures on the petition were fake!

A beating followed by a shaming!

[Count Steer]

Starmer is on daytime tv and was told about the petition which has now over 2 million signatures and that his approval rating is lower than Farages and he seemed to find the whole thing amusing! I suspect such contempt won't be well received and the petition will continue to climb, but it probably didn't need his assistance anyway!

Yes. He's lost my respect too.

He should have said -

'A petition, you say?'
'Less popular than Farago?'
'On Twitter?'

Then dropped his pants and waggled his arse* at the camera.

*With their number of parliamentary seats written on it in felt pen.

[Horse]

And it turns out many of the signatures on the petition were fake!

Was it the Democrats wot dunnit?

[Taipan]

Starmer is on daytime tv and was told about the petition which has now over 2 million signatures and that his approval rating is lower than Farages and he seemed to find the whole thing amusing! I suspect such contempt won't be well received and the petition will continue to climb, but it probably didn't need his assistance anyway!

Yes. He's lost my respect too.

He should have said -

'A petition, you say?'
'Less popular than Farago?'
'On Twitter?'

Then dropped his pants and waggled his arse* at the camera.

*With their number of parliamentary seats written on it in felt pen.

Wow. I knew he had fans, but I never dreamed all three would be on here! What are the chances...