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Taipan wrote: ↑Thu Jan 19, 2023 9:36 pm Image
That's just stupid.

Everyone knows the bit on the left is Hollywood and What is Las Vegas.
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Tottenham Hotspur. :lol:
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I don't think this place is really the target audience, but it made me giggle.
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How did the hacker get away from the Police?





He ran somewhere...
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Taipan wrote: ↑Mon Jan 30, 2023 12:13 pm How did the hacker get away from the Police?





He ran somewhere...
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David wrote: ↑Mon Jan 30, 2023 2:17 pm
Taipan wrote: ↑Mon Jan 30, 2023 12:13 pm How did the hacker get away from the Police?





He ran somewhere...
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https://www.ncsc.gov.uk/ransomware/home
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Ok....I get it now. (I is from brummagem, we'm a bit slow)
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Tesla service vehicle, when you see it............
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What am I supposed to see that's funny?
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cheb wrote: ↑Tue Jan 31, 2023 3:47 pm What am I supposed to see that's funny?
Not seen it yet?
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Tesla service van being filled with diesel.
Blundering about trying not to make too much of a hash of things.
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