What have you done today thread?

[cheb]

I've also strimmed a load of rushes and planned where an ISO container is going to be sited.

How big an ISO? 1 TEU Waves at Saga Lout

[Mr. Dazzle]

Went and bled in a bag on queue for the 30th time.

COVID means no stickers apparently. 'Tis also the only place down south you seem to get Seabrooks crisps.

Edit. Spelling mistake highly appropriate cause I had to wait in line for 45 mins despite having an appointment.

[moth]

Avoided a RTC. Just

[ZRX61]

Thank God they're sorting it

Morphine was the best part about smashing my leg, I can see how people get addicted but just wait till you need a dump

Especially as you won't be able to grit your teeth...

[derek badger]

Trimmed and rubbed a brisket for smoking tomorrow. The rain isn't going to stop me barbequing...

[weeksy]

Mmmmmmmm meat !!!!

[Potter]

Mrs Harry is away for the weekend and I have the house all to myself.

I went for a swim, apparently there is a whale shark in the bay but I couldn't see it. I drank some coffee in the garden, paced about a bit vaguely and then took the dog for a long walk.
I think I'll pop down and do some small jobs on my boat, take tiffin down at the marina and then come back to watch a film.
I'm not really used to being on my own so much these days.

[weeksy]

Mrs Harry is away for the weekend and I have the house all to myself.

I went for a swim, apparently there is a whale shark in the bay but I couldn't see it. I drank some coffee in the garden, paced about a bit vaguely and then took the dog for a long walk.
I think I'll pop down and do some small jobs on my boat, take tiffin down at the marina and then come back to watch a film.
I'm not really used to being on my own so much these days.

YOu not got the bicycle still ? or the dirt bikes you and the boy had ?

[gremlin]

Mmmmmmmm meat !!!!

As someone who has been ordered by the surgeon to maintain a strict 'soft diet' for 8 weeks following yesterday's procedure, I can only look on in self pity and quietly weep into my plate of scrambled eggs....

[Potter]

YOu not got the bicycle still ? or the dirt bikes you and the boy had ?

Yes, but about an inch of dust on everything.
I don't feel compelled to ride anything though.

I was going to do the CBR brakes but I forgot I left all my tools on the yacht, so I'll go and get those, then do the brakes later.
I might go for a ride early in the morning, first one this year!

[Mr. Dazzle]

Its Friday 13th 2020. I'm hiding under my bed and not coming out.

[slowsider]

Avoided a RTC. Just

A miss is as good as a mile. What dashcam do you have, that screengrab is v sharp.?

[Taipan]

Got stabbed in the left knee by the ortho dude. Round one (of three) hyaluronic acid gel. Had the first three back in May, but they wore off a few weeks back.
Stung a bit, took a minute to be able to walk normally again on the way out.

Thought you had a new knee fitted?

[moth]

A miss is as good as a mile. What dashcam do you have, that screengrab is v sharp.?

Nextbase 322GW

[moth]

Nice!

Braised a brisket in the Foodi last weekend. Melt in yer mouth it was.

[millemille]

Got one over on a pikey and very proud of myself for doing so....

..driving over to Derby this morning, stop at a temporary set of traffic lights in a local village and happen to look across to my right and spot a typical pikey waggon - Transit tipper, cheap vinyl signwriting, "Tree Care" and mobile number - reversed into the entrance to field with the tipper up.

I bet the cunt is fly tipping I think, as I look at him. He's clocked me looking at him and, as I reach for my phone to take a photo of him, he starts to drive off. I just manage to get my phone up and in sight when he's off, so I didn't actually get a photo.

I head over to Derby, making a mental note of the mobile number and the promise of having some fun with it later.

An hour later and I'm heading back past the spot and "FUCK ME!" he's only there again, exactly the same spot with the tipper up.

I stop in the middle of the road, stick the hazards on and am reaching for my phone to take a photo when he comes running over from round the back of the tipper and I can see what I presume is his missus, in the obligatory pikey fat dobber outfit and with a face like a slapped arse, round the back also....

....picking up all the shit he's dumped earlier.

He's at the passenger window of my van so I lower it and straight away he's giving it " I got stuck turning round, I wasn't fly tipping!"

So I say "Who's said anything about fly tipping? But we both know you were..."

"Oh no" he says "I got stuck turning round. But we're clearing it all up, come and have a look"

"There's no need" I say "you know I've got pictures of you and I'm sending them to the land owner so if there's anything left there he knows who to look for"

"Oh no mate, there's no bother with that, buddy" and so on..

I. Fucking. Hate. Pikeys.

[ZRX61]

Thought you had a new knee fitted?

New knee is the right one

[asmethurst99]

We had a 3 hour video conference Audit - usually do it in person - can't work out which I dislike more.
The live one is off Fleet st so at least we can go to the Blackfriars pub afterwards ...
working tomorrow....booo

[KungFooBob]

Eaten four Portuguese Tarts.

[Greenman]

I. Fucking. Hate. Pikeys.

What's your stance on Pikelets?