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But, have you had a pee yet??????gremlin wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 8:30 am Indulged in a fry up. Fuck it, why not?
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You'll note the unusual side order of prunes. Those co-codamol pills proper bung me up, so they're insisting I eat a bowl of prunes at every opportunity. All I'm gonna say is: they work.
gremlin wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2024 9:21 pmYup, the downside of my view is indeed the 'giant blue dick' (my French friend's description) or otherwise described as the Big Blue Dildo!!
Would love to have the view back that didn't have it - but I'll have to move to achieve that now
TBF, I did buy the place mostly based on the view (and the fact that because it's so small, it was cheap!) but that was before the built the bus station and put a cafe on top, who then decided that a big blue dildo in my eye line was a good things
No, that's coffee, in a tea pot.Count Steer wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 8:44 amYeah, with tea as wellMr. Dazzle wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 8:40 am Triple measure of Cognac with your breakfast is extravagant though.
If he'd had coffee he (being a fan of Italy) could at least claim it's a 'caffè corretto'.
(Coffee correct - it corrects your hangover
Yes!!! Redder than than the cranberry juice and felt like I was pissing acid, but managed to pee into one of the three paper bottles given to me. Well most of it went in. Due to the catheter stretching things that aren't designed to be stretched, it was more like a lawn sprinkler than a sniper-like stream.Noggin wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 8:45 amBut, have you had a pee yet??????gremlin wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 8:30 am Indulged in a fry up. Fuck it, why not?
IMG-20240126-WA0000_copy_1536x864.jpg
You'll note the unusual side order of prunes. Those co-codamol pills proper bung me up, so they're insisting I eat a bowl of prunes at every opportunity. All I'm gonna say is: they work.
Eeuww!gremlin wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:04 amYes!!! Redder than than the cranberry juice and felt like I was pissing acid, but managed to pee into one of the three paper bottles given to me. Well most of it went in. Due to the catheter stretching things that aren't designed to be stretched....Noggin wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 8:45 amBut, have you had a pee yet??????gremlin wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 8:30 am Indulged in a fry up. Fuck it, why not?
IMG-20240126-WA0000_copy_1536x864.jpg
You'll note the unusual side order of prunes. Those co-codamol pills proper bung me up, so they're insisting I eat a bowl of prunes at every opportunity. All I'm gonna say is: they work.
gremlin wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:01 am
And the 'cognac' is cranberry juice. Also insisted upon for reasons I can't fathom.
If nothing else, this experience has given me the opportunity to use the line, 'Have you got anything to take away the pain but keep the swelling?'.
Had similar after my skull op. Hourly checks but, because it was spinal, also with sensation in feet and 'ask a silly question' checks.gremlin wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 7:16 am Got woken at 1am by the nurse to take blood pressure and sats. again at 3am at 4am again at 5am
It's also the only drink that leaves you more thirsty after you've drunk it.
I didnt take a leak after a general aneasthetic, so they said if you haven't gone in the next hour, you'll have to have a catheter. I sat watching waterfall videos (there really are such vids on yt) hoping for the best...gremlin wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 7:16 am Got woken at 1am by the nurse to take blood pressure and sats.
Got woken by the nurse again at 3am to take blood pressure and sats
Got woken by the nurse at 4am only to be asked, 'Would you like anything?'
My first instinct was to reply, 'Yes, I'd like to be asleep at 4am in the morning!', but I meekly replied 'No thank you'
Woken again at 5am for blood pressure and sats.
Then at 6am had the fattest catheter tube you've ever seen removed from my bellend. My eyes have only just stopped watering.
It is good for cistitis, or how ever you spell it.gremlin wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:21 amIt's also the only drink that leaves you more thirsty after you've drunk it.
They are both a pain in the arse636mick wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 1:17 pm Surely you mean King Charles??
Interesting fact, I’ve never seen King Charles and Gremlin in the same room, yet they are both having similar operations today. Just saying, Interesting!!!
ftfy.Yorick wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 4:50 pmThey are both a right royal pain in the arse636mick wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 1:17 pm Surely you mean King Charles??
Interesting fact, I’ve never seen King Charles and Gremlin in the same room, yet they are both having similar operations today. Just saying, Interesting!!!
I'd be inclined to find a different dentistgremlin wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 7:16 am Got woken at 1am by the nurse to take blood pressure and sats.
Got woken by the nurse again at 3am to take blood pressure and sats
Got woken by the nurse at 4am only to be asked, 'Would you like anything?'
My first instinct was to reply, 'Yes, I'd like to be asleep at 4am in the morning!', but I meekly replied 'No thank you'
Woken again at 5am for blood pressure and sats.
Then at 6am had the fattest catheter tube you've ever seen removed from my bellend. My eyes have only just stopped watering.
Not being able to carry a tune made him a lot of money (Y) I was looking to see the Australian Pink Floyd as they are meant to rock. They came to Edinburgh but i thought it was the real thing looking at the ticket price.ZRX61 wrote: Sat Jan 27, 2024 10:02 pm Tonight I'm off to see W1P again who I consider to be better than the genuine Pink Floyd based on the fact that the bass player can actually sing, unlike that miserable twat Waters who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.