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Felix
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by Felix Wed Dec 22, 2021 6:37 pm
gremlin wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 6:35 pm
Worse. Handed me another tissue to wipe the KY from my arse.
It was one humiliation heaped upon another that day...
(Sorry Weeksy)
When i got the film crew up there i got a gentle slap and told "Thats you" at the end
slowsider
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by slowsider Wed Dec 22, 2021 7:13 pm
gremlin wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 6:11 pm Saga Lout wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 6:04 pm
Today a man* stuck his finger up my bum and said it** felt good.
* A doctor and ** my prostate,
I have had several men put their finger up my bottom. They all said it was good, apart from one who said it wasn't
that good. He sent me to a man who specialises in fingers up men's bottoms.
Prior to the insertion of said digit, he handed me a tissue and in the time it took me to ponder why he had given me a tissue, he did a very thorough examination with a lot of pressing of a certain part of a gentleman's anatomy where his 'gentleman juice' is stored.
To my great embarrassment that day, I found out why tissues are given out freely....
I like stories with a happy ending.
Taipan
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by Taipan Wed Dec 22, 2021 7:46 pm
Got a phone call from my Nephew asking if he and his mrs and kids can come to mine for Xmas dinner!
NC750X mpg
Mr. Dazzle
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by Mr. Dazzle Thu Dec 23, 2021 12:20 pm
I note that gremlin's story is in the "things that make you happy" thread.
Jody
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by Jody Tue Dec 28, 2021 11:41 am
Not sure about happy, but did make me laugh
Noggin
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by Noggin Tue Dec 28, 2021 2:26 pm
Jody wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 11:41 am
Not sure about happy, but did make me laugh
Out for a ski with the boys from the chalet (18 and 20 Years old). We get talking about dating sites and Henry asks
"Hey Jody, do you ever set your range to 50 year old women for a laugh"
"No mate, I'm 45, 50 year old women are already on my radar !! "
That proper made me laugh!!! (Not really sure why, but I'm sitting here giggling!! LOL)
Life is for living. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. Ride the bikes. Just, ride the bikes!!
Mr. Dazzle
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by Mr. Dazzle Fri Jan 07, 2022 8:55 pm
Baby Dazzle putting her arms by her side, lying on her back and the rolling along the floor saying proudly "look at me, I'm a cylinder!".
Physicist in the making
Taipan
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by Taipan Sat Jan 08, 2022 12:59 am
Night driving. Dropped my Step Dad home just before midnight, then spend the next 50 minutes driving around listening to music. Something very relaxing about driving on empty dark roads...
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Taipan
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by Taipan Sat Jan 08, 2022 5:08 am
Felix wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 2:57 am
ABBA Gold on cassette?
Worse,, smooth radio!
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weeksy
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by weeksy Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:10 am
Taipan wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 5:08 am Felix wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 2:57 am
ABBA Gold on cassette?
Worse,, smooth radio!
I like a bit of smooth radio.
Not as much as I like Solar Radio though.
Dodgy69
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by Dodgy69 Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:21 am
Being 55 i have to listen to radio 2.
Yamaha rocket 3
Pirahna
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by Pirahna Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:26 am
Dodgy knees wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:21 am
Being 55 i have to listen to radio 2.
There's always Absolute Radio, I usually listen to the 60's channel.
Nordboy
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by Nordboy Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:59 am
Taipan wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 5:08 am Felix wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 2:57 am
ABBA Gold on cassette?
Worse,, smooth radio!
I very often listen to smooth chilled, just to relax!!
Yorick
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by Yorick Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:09 am
You know you're getting old when your favourite bike forum recommends Radio2 and Smooth
weeksy
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by weeksy Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:13 am
Yorick wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:09 am
You know you're getting old when your favourite bike forum recommends Radio2 and Smooth
Ain't that the truth. It's an old man's game
Yorick
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by Yorick Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:15 am
weeksy wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:13 am Yorick wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:09 am
You know you're getting old when your favourite bike forum recommends Radio2 and Smooth
Ain't that the truth. It's an old man's game
When are you gonna create a bowling forum? And dominoes and cribbage ?
weeksy
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by weeksy Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:19 am
Yorick wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:15 am weeksy wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:13 am Yorick wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:09 am
You know you're getting old when your favourite bike forum recommends Radio2 and Smooth
Ain't that the truth. It's an old man's game
When are you gonna create a bowling forum? And dominoes and cribbage ?
Don't tempt me, although can you imagine the login problems with old people and shaky hands.
Dodgy69
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by Dodgy69 Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:37 am
Yorick wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:09 am
You know you're getting old when your favourite bike forum recommends Radio2 and Smooth
Don't forget all that GS talk.
Yamaha rocket 3
Druid
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by Druid Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:45 am
Dodgy knees wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:21 am
Being 55 i have to listen to radio 2.
I am a few years older than you, but I will never be old enough to listen to Radio 2.
Radio 4 or Planet Rock ftw
