Slugs

[Skub]

This is a new one for me.

I came out to the bike a couple of days ago and there were slug slime trails over various surfaces. Man they were a twat to remove. If I'd left them another day or so I think they'd have etched into the paintwork.

Next day the little snottery khunts had been busy again,cue more panic induced scrubbing.

Last night I got busy with the table salt and administered some punitive justice around the outside of the garage and laid a circle of salt around the bike.

It'll be garlic bulbs,dancing naked and hexagrams next ffs.

[MingtheMerciless]

Beer traps work wonders but careful it doesn't catch you.

[Skub]

Beer traps work wonders but careful it doesn't catch you.

I hope they are fast group slugs,if they are inter slugs I'll be gutted.

[Nidge]

You hope it's slug slime....

[Skub]

You hope it's slug slime....

[Nidge]

You hope it's slug slime....

Of course if it isn’t some tramp’s spunk, it could well be Suzuki piss

[Skub]

Of course if it isn’t some tramp’s spunk, it could well be Suzuki piss

Same thing,really.

[Yorick]

You hope it's slug slime....

Of course if it isn’t some tramp’s spunk, it could well be Suzuki piss

Oi !!!!!

[Nidge]

Of course if it isn’t some tramp’s spunk, it could well be Suzuki piss

Oi !!!!!

What, your Suzuki doesn’t piss over Kawasakis?

[Yorick]

Of course if it isn’t some tramp’s spunk, it could well be Suzuki piss

Oi !!!!!

What, your Suzuki doesn’t piss over Kawasakis?

Pisses over everything

[Dodgy69]

Possibly the most vile creatures on the planet. We have a family of yellow ones. They have taken up residency under the waterbut lid. When I feel like it, I turn the lid upside down and place on the lawn, so their predators can eat, but does seem they have none and they just slide to the underside, then I turn it over again and so on. After an hour or so, I replace the lid back on the water but, but one thing for sure, they ain't getting any of my beer.

[cheb]

Get some chickens, they'll eat the slugs, give you eggs and coq au vin.

[Skub]

Get some chickens, they'll eat the slugs, give you eggs and coq au vin.

Will I need a cream for that too?

[Potter]

Slug milk

[demographic]

Get some chickens, they'll eat the slugs, give you eggs and coq au vin.

But then his bike gets covered in chickenshite instead.

[derek badger]

Copper tape on the floor around the bike. Unless of course the slugs are living in the bike, in which case it fucked and I'll do you a favour and take it off your hands for £500

Copper Slug Tape Multibuy 3 x 4m rolls

[Count Steer]

Copper tape on the floor around the bike. Unless of course the slugs are living in the bike....

Probably an air-box infestation. Quite common in damp countries. Unfortunately the only way to sort it is to burn 'em out.

[David]

This is a new one for me.



It'll be garlic bulbs,dancing naked and hexagrams next ffs.

Though , on second thoughts.....

[Skub]

As a temporary solution I poured salt around the bike as it sat on the Abba stand,but it wasn't until I took the bike out I realised what I'd drawn.

Freud would have a field day with me.

[Noggin]