Who did you know before they were famous?

[Kneerly Down]

Ginger Spice, kind of.
We were supposed to go on a blind date together, organised by our respective mothers.
When told she wanted to be a singer and was 'arty' I declined as I thought she'd be hard work!
A couple of year later she was 'Ginger Spice'.
My mother followed her career for ages and told me what could have been*




* a nightmare probably

[Mussels]

Ginger Spice, kind of.
We were supposed to go on a blind date together, organised by our respective mothers.
When told she wanted to be a singer and was 'arty' I declined as I thought she'd be hard work!
A couple of year later she was 'Ginger Spice'.
My mother followed her career for ages and told me what could have been*




* a nightmare probably

You could have made her broody and spared the world Union Jack dresses.