What bike?

[Mr. Dazzle]

I've just replaced the letterbox in my front door, I can send you the old one if you need something to practice shitting through?

[weeksy]

Ummmm sure.

[KungFooBob]

I've just replaced the letterbox in my front door, I can send you the old one if you need something to practice shitting through?

I'm going to shit in a jiffy bag and post it, much easier.

[KungFooBob]

Just had a call from Rite Bike...

It has an MOT!!!!

He listed the work...

Two new tyres
New battery
New chain and sprockets
New pads front and rear
Carbs ultrasonically cleaned
All caliper seals replaced
Front caliper pistons replaced
New plugs
Clutch slaves seals replaced
Oil/filter

Logged 17.6 workshop hours.

It's going for a post MOT check up (I guess to make sure none of the bits they've replaced are falling off) and they're going to ring me when it's ready to pick up.

Shame I can't pick it up until the weekend!

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

Bout time

[Taipan]

If they aren't telling porkies then they've certainly done a good and thorough job for you.

[KungFooBob]

I'm half tempted to ask them to deliver it to work, I could ride it home then get the wife to drop me off for the car... They'll charge £60 for delivery tho'

[weeksy]

I'm half tempted to ask them to deliver it to work, I could ride it home then get the wife to drop me off for the car... They'll charge £60 for delivery tho'

lol it's not like the bike was £100.

If it's £5000 or £5060 does it matter ?

[KungFooBob]

I'm from Yorkshire.

It matters.

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

If they can deliver it to your work, they can deliver to your home, stop being a tight wadge.
Or take the afternoon off work, its not as though you actually do anything.

[KungFooBob]

Or take the afternoon off work, its not as though you actually do anything.

Ssssssh!

I work proper hard I do, don't spend any time on the tinternet at all.

They are sticklers here for giving adequate notice for holidays. I need to give a full week.

Rite Bike have just this second called... it's ready to go!

Also... I'd have to tax it three days before the end of the month, that would really upset my Yorkshire genes.

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

It's only two days to the end of the month, but if it was at yours you could sit on it and make brum brum noises.
Get it delivered, someone who works there might be able to do it on their way home.

[KungFooBob]

Nope, I'm going to go pick it up at the weekend. Have a good look around it in my own time at their premises, make sure every thing is correct before doing the cash transfer and hitting the open road.

I'll get to race the wife home in her Aygo.

[weeksy]

Nope, I'm going to go pick it up at the weekend. Have a good look around it in my own time at their premises, make sure every thing is correct before doing the cash transfer and hitting the open road.

I'll get to race the wife home in her Aygo.

I'll have a fiver on her winning as you're stopping to wait for AA van.

[KungFooBob]

Ouch!

At least you didn't say it was because I'm slow.

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

That's far too sensible, that's not how you buy a GSXR1100, buying a GSXR1100 is a bit like making love to a large women, you turn up full of hope, looking forward to caressing her ample curves......

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

Ouch!

At least you didn't say it was because I'm slow.

If there are any corners involved she'll win

[KungFooBob]

If she decides to take my car she'll deffo win.... and destroy the MPG I've spent the last three weeks trying to get over 40. Did I mention I'm from Yorkshire?

[KungFooBob]

I'm quite excited.

Here's a reminder why it was worth the wait!

https://www.flickr.com/photos/20658516@ ... 483055842/

[weeksy]

182389203_3822526284449538_8135290629978290345_n by kungfoobob25, on Flickr

74135742 by kungfoobob25, on Flickr

74135740 by kungfoobob25, on Flickr

74135734 by kungfoobob25, on Flickr