As soon as I wake up I log on to see if the barmy woman has injured herself in the last 24 hours. M/C crash ? Falling off a bicycle ? Falling down stairs? Pissed up dancing? Skiing mishap ?
To save us searching multiple threads, maybe we should have a central place for her to report her mishaps ?
Then we can all offer our condolences. Then laugh and point
And once we know the F.U.F. hasn't got her, maybe we can open a sweepstake each week ? 1 point for the right day. And 1 point for the right injury
She's a damned liability. But she's OUR damned liability
Has Noggers Injured Herself Today ?
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Re: Has Noggers Injured Herself Today ?
Yorick wrote: ↑Fri Jun 05, 2020 3:49 pm As soon as I wake up I log on to see if the barmy woman has injured herself in the last 24 hours. M/C crash ? Falling off a bicycle ? Falling down stairs? Pissed up dancing? Skiing mishap ?
To save us searching multiple threads, maybe we should have a central place for her to report her mishaps ?
Then we can all offer our condolences. Then laugh and point
And once we know the F.U.F. hasn't got her, maybe we can open a sweepstake each week ? 1 point for the right day. And 1 point for the right injury
She's a damned liability. But she's OUR damned liability
Life’s for living, so let’s get on with it! 
