Unbelievable, Sex Is Now Illegal!!

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Unbelievable, Sex Is Now Illegal!!

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https://www.aol.co.uk/living/2020/06/01 ... our-house/

Never believed I would read something like this.

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I know, I thought AOL was long dead too.
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Funny, I thought the govt said Cummings was OK wherever.
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Pah.

Who does that stuff now anyway.
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People from Larne.

With their siblings.
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Skub wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 9:25 pm Pah.

Who does that stuff now anyway.
Well not me!!! Not seen the girlfriend for over 2 months!! Health issues keep us apart.
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636mick wrote: ↑Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:30 pm
Skub wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 9:25 pm Pah.

Who does that stuff now anyway.
Well not me!!! Not seen the girlfriend for over 2 months!! Health issues keep us apart.
Mick
She'll be calling you 'Melons' when you meet up again. :lol:
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I'm a bit shocked that people from different households and, therefore socially distancing two metres apart, can manage to have sex anywhere. :shock:
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636mick wrote: ↑Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:30 pm
Skub wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 9:25 pm Pah.

Who does that stuff now anyway.
Well not me!!! Not seen the girlfriend for over 2 months!! Health issues keep us apart.
Mick
D'ya mean she's sick of the sight of you? ;)


One of the exemptions from the 'overnight' restrictions is for a funeral. Which it would be if the missus found out :)
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