If I was being pulled over by coppers...

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

...I've yet to hear a convincing argument as to why any balanced person would want to own an assault weapon. In fact, wanting to own one is a pretty compelling reason not to give them one.

I had a Lee Enfield .303 when I was 16. The whole works including a bayonet. (They didn't trust me unsupervised with bullets, mind. )

The Army let me play with an SLR and live ammo when I was 15 (very supervised on a firing range)

[Asian Boss]

I had a '55 Chevy when I was fifteen and I painted it red cause I was still green. Hell, I couldn't even afford to buy it gas

I had a .410 rifle and a Bowie knife too, Red Man tobacco that I liked to chew; and we'd count the cars when the trains went past... if that ain't country I'll kiss your ass

[Horse]

...I've yet to hear a convincing argument as to why any balanced person would want to own an assault weapon. In fact, wanting to own one is a pretty compelling reason not to give them one.

I had a Lee Enfield .303 when I was 16. The whole works including a bayonet. (They didn't trust me unsupervised with bullets, mind. )

If I could remember Pike's name, I would have put a picture of him.

[gremlin]

Define assault rifle? It's like saying ban sports bikes to make roads safer.

I'm sure if heads were put together they'd figure it out. Canada did and they seem to be a bit on the slow side, as a rule.


And sports bikes have a beneficial purpose, that of transporting people from one place to another, albeit with the potential to break several laws, but no more than a CG125 could, just with more noise and at a quicker pace. Assault weapons (legal definition TBC) seem to have once purpose, which is to kill or main as many people as possible in as little time as possible.They do, of course, have a secondary purpose, that being to make the owner feel less socially and sexually inadequate.

[gremlin]

If I could remember Pike's name, I would have put a picture of him.

Don't tell him, Horse!

[Yorick]

Define assault rifle? It's like saying ban sports bikes to make roads safer.

I'm sure if heads were put together they'd figure it out. Canada did and they seem to be a bit on the slow side, as a rule.


And sports bikes have a beneficial purpose, that of transporting people from one place to another, albeit with the potential to break several laws, but no more than a CG125 could, just with more noise and at a quicker pace. Assault weapons (legal definition TBC) seem to have once purpose, which is to kill or main as many people as possible in as little time as possible.They do, of course, have a secondary purpose, that being to make the owner feel less socially and sexually inadequate.

Have you got one?



@Taipan said you have several

[Saga Lout]

...I've yet to hear a convincing argument as to why any balanced person would want to own an assault weapon. In fact, wanting to own one is a pretty compelling reason not to give them one.

I had a Lee Enfield .303 when I was 16. The whole works including a bayonet. (They didn't trust me unsupervised with bullets, mind. )

If I could remember Pike's name, I would have put a picture of him.

Yes, Ian Lavender was closer to how I was at 16.

[ZRX61]

Anyone else notice that the cop that shot him sounded just like Marge Gunderson?

[Hoonercat]

Couple of teenage girls have a great scam going. Order an Uber then taze the driver and nick his car. last time they did it, they ended up killing him; crushed by his own car.

Probably won't hear too much about it. The ethnicity of the offenders does not fit the media narrative.

The Mail, Mirror, Metro, Independent, Sun, Reuters and a shitload of US media outlets all reported on it.

[demographic]

That doesn't fit the narrative stopitnow.

[Mr. Dazzle]

Assault weapons (legal definition TBC) seem to have once purpose, which is to kill or main as many people as possible in as little time as possible.They do, of course, have a secondary purpose, that being to make the owner feel less socially and sexually inadequate.

They're for killing the 30 to 50 feral hogs that invade your property on a regular basis.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/30-50-feral-hogs

[Cousin Jack]

They're for killing the 30 to 50 feral hogs that invade your property on a regular basis.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/30-50-feral-hogs

?

I like roast pork as much as the next bloke, but 30-50?

[asmethurst99]

Guns don't kill people, Rappers do.


I seen it in a documentary on BBC2.

And your girlfriend lives in Chester Zoo