It's All Kicking Off In Colchester

[Saga Lout]

"Essex football boss said he was 'headbutted' after calling charity worker a 'f****** c***'"

I'm impressed, not many people can pronounce that many asterisks one after another.

This is what passes for news in our little corner of the world.

https://www.braintreeandwithamtimes.co. ... -employee/

[cheb]

Braintree has to be some sort of comment on the locale's level of intelligence.

[v8-powered]

Colchester is where its all happening!

[Trinity765]

I'm impressed, not many people can pronounce that many asterisks one after another.

I tried and I can but it was harder than I thought

[Saga Lout]

I wonder if he threw himself to the floor, clutching his face and rolling around in agony as he expects his players to do.

[Mussels]

I wonder if he threw himself to the floor, clutching his face and rolling around in agony as he expects his players to do.

From the article it looks like that's pretty much what he did, goaded the other guy into barging into him and then cried headbut.