Fair do's re smiley tho people often use them for the opposite reason. A lot of riders DO think "the stickier the better" and simply spray on more gloop over the nasty mess that's already on the chain.mangocrazy wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:39 pm I wasn't being entirely serious. I had hoped the smiley might convey that.
I agree with most of what you say, but trying to keep road grit off a chain is simply a doctrine of perfection. My answer is a Scottoiler. That keeps the O/X/W rings lubricated and isn't overly sticky.
Scottoilers are good (if expensive), I've used a home-made version in the past.