Clothing/Kit quirks, systems, processes, OCD

[wheelnut]

Neck tube on,
Earplugs in
Helmet on,
Sunglasses on,
Wife kisses nose through the visor gap
Dog goes mental cos she doesn’t like me with the helmet on
Leave house,
Lock door,
Right glove on
Left glove on
Get on bike,
Bike doesn’t start cos I’ve left the key in house
Right glove off and look in right pocket for house key
Left glove off to look in left pocket for house key
Open door
Get bike key
Lock door
Get on bike
Realise glove are still in house
........

[Rockburner]

Trail the bike out of the garage and start it up.

Turn on heated grips in the cooler weather.

Go inside and get kitted up.

Kaks on first.

Left boot before right.

Neck tube.

If it's cold,heated bodywarmer goes on,then jacket.

Helmet out of bag and decide on clear or dark visor.

Earplugs in and helmet on.

Money/cards in left pocket,phone and earplugs container in right.

Left glove on first and we're off.

Fascinating stuff eh?

Any petrol left in the bike after all that?

[Wossname]

Neck tube on,
Earplugs in
Helmet on,
Sunglasses on,
Wife kisses nose through the visor gap
Dog goes mental cos she doesn’t like me with the helmet on
Leave house,
Lock door,
Right glove on
Left glove on
Get on bike,
Bike doesn’t start cos I’ve left the key in house
Right glove off and look in right pocket for house key
Left glove off to look in left pocket for house key
Open door
Get bike key
Lock door
Get on bike
Realise glove are still in house
........

You've locked your wife in the house. That's not normal.