The "Being a Pillock" Thread

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Re: The "Being a Pillock" Thread

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ZRX61 wrote: Tue Mar 09, 2021 5:34 pm
inewham wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:04 pm When I was a BT apprentice I got into an argument and the other lad really lost it and grabbed a 50W iron to threaten me with, the big chunky ones we soldered tag blocks with. In a fit of rage it took a few seconds and the smell of burning flesh before he realised he was holding the hot end while he waved it at me.
Made him squeal a bit :wtf:
When I lived in London I had some muppet threaten me with a huge knife (like Crocodile Dundee size). I noticed he wasn't holding it correctly & grabbed it out of his hand. So now the situation was reversed & I had the big knife. What does he do? The dumbass grabbed it by the blade so the sharp edge was between his thumb & pointy finger. He bled like a stuck pig & damn near lost his thumb when I simply pulled the knife out of his grip. He had a change of heart of that point & went of his way.
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Re: The "Being a Pillock" Thread

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Wreckless Rat wrote: Tue Mar 09, 2021 6:39 pm #swoon
That was pretty much the pillocks reaction when he realized what he'd done...
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Today I discovered my fuel tank holds 16.58 litres from empty.

Don't ask me how I found out :(
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Yorick wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 5:25 pm Today I discovered my fuel tank holds 16.58 litres from empty.

Don't ask me how I found out :(

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How did you find out?
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David wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 7:44 pm
Yorick wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 5:25 pm Today I discovered my fuel tank holds 16.58 litres from empty.

Don't ask me how I found out :(

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How did you find out?
It involved a strange misfire, and a 1 Km push :(