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Saga Lout wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:08 pm Draw a doodle and let the AI turn it into a nice* picture: https://seoi.net/penint/


* Probably SFW. Depends what you were thinking when you drew your doodle. ;)
How silly (shared it :lol: )
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Does it mean something different in the USofA?

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Saga Lout wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:08 pm Draw a doodle and let the AI turn it into a nice* picture: https://seoi.net/penint/


* Probably SFW. Depends what you were thinking when you drew your doodle. ;)
You can give it a shake too!
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From the same Essex school that recently produced the 'NO ENRY' road paint.
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I was asked by the wife to describe our sex life with the title of a film earlier..... apparently "Enter the Dragon" was the wrong choice... :angry-argument: :obscene-drinkingcheers:
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If your son becomes a priest, do you call him son or father ?
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Despite rumours, I'm not a fan of Fleetwood Mac
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Room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The Instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial -
it strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces, like a grass path.
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" said the Instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag?
(THIS LEVEL OF SENSITIVITY CAN'T BE TAUGHT)
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