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A priest, an Iman, a rabbit and a vicar walk into a blood bank..

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
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Did you know that soul singer Bill Withers had a brother called 'Bear' who wrote telephone hold music?
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Taipan wrote: ↑Tue Jan 12, 2021 9:46 pm Did you know that soul singer Bill Withers had a brother called 'Bear' who wrote telephone hold music?
Stop !!!
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Trinity765 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 13, 2021 2:32 pm:)
I get that its biden...what am i missing? ( apart from wondering whete the other horn went)?
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Taipan wrote: ↑Tue Jan 12, 2021 9:46 pm Did you know that soul singer Bill Withers had a brother called 'Bear' who wrote telephone hold music?
Wifey does a quiz with a few of her mates on a Sunday evening, 5 questions each. I've just given her that as a true or false question to ask, it should confuse most of them.
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David wrote: ↑Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:33 pm
Trinity765 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 13, 2021 2:32 pm:)
I get that its biden...what am i missing? ( apart from wondering whete the other horn went)?
He has a reputation for being a bit too touchy feely. He invades a lot of space. If you Google "Jo Biden touching", "Jo Biden creepy" or "Jo Biden girl" you will find lots of images of him doing this. Not that one though :D
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Trinity765 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 13, 2021 2:32 pm:)
Clearly a fake photo, Jake Angeli has quite clearly gone through puberty. :think:
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See yourself in there anyone! :D


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I'm waiting for the inevitable day when I try and drink tea through mine.
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:mrgreen:

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"Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people." - Giordano Bruno
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Even better than my Fakerapovic! :lol:

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It makes me laugh that there are idiots out there who really believe this and sharing it on FB :D
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