Celebrity crushes and celebrity no-no.

[Mr Moofo]

I'd have gone with this

Ugly, miserable and ginger ???

I'd hit it, bit deffo a 2 bagger.

Isn't it about time someone mentioned "taste of battery acid"?

[v8-powered]

I'd have gone with this

Ugly, miserable and ginger ???

I'd hit it, bit deffo a 2 bagger.

Isn't it about time someone mentioned "taste of battery acid"?

I did consider the 'like licking the top of a 9v battery ' quote to my own ginge listing a few posts up but thought it inappropriate!

[Wreckless Rat]

Ginger chicks are hot, and generally slightly mental = good fuck.

[Gedge]

Ginger chicks are hot, and generally slightly mental = good fuck.

When there is rust in the roof it’s always damp in the cellar ...

[PitaNaanRoti]

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Sophie Ellis-Bextor

This is a tricky one.

She’s cute and sexy but not your page 3 material.

I still would tho’

Sad - as girls, we learn early (or are taught) from press and comments that guys want a page 3 type bird. Quite depressing really

No we don’t.
Don’t believe everything you read in the press

[Noggin]

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Sophie Ellis-Bextor

This is a tricky one.

She’s cute and sexy but not your page 3 material.

I still would tho’

Sad - as girls, we learn early (or are taught) from press and comments that guys want a page 3 type bird. Quite depressing really

No we don’t.
Don’t believe everything you read in the press

Fair point - not all of us do. Some of us learnt by experience!! LOL

[PitaNaanRoti]

VBH

Fuck yeah!

[PitaNaanRoti]

Aisling Bea...

yep, she's stunning

I concur

[Bike Breaker]

I'd have gone with this

Ugly, miserable and ginger ???

I'd hit it, bit deffo a 2 bagger.

Turn the light off quick and, if you're lucky, she may not have time to see your face.

[Yorick]

I'd have gone with this

Ugly, miserable and ginger ???

I'd hit it, bit deffo a 2 bagger.

Turn the light off quick and, if you're lucky, she may not have time to see your face.

Oi, where did you spring up from ?

[wheelnut]

How about a bit ot Toyah?

[Skub]

Shit tone on that goldtop Robert.

[moth]

How about a bit ot Toyah?

You'd have thought that with their money they could have afforded a second AGA to properly heat the kitchen.

[Noggin]

I was going to ask a stupid question - how does she get her boobs to stay so high at her age?!! Then I remembered - surgery


(Yes, I am jealous of the lack of gravity )

[Wreckless Rat]

I was going to ask a stupid question - how does she get her boobs to stay so high at her age?!! Then I remembered - surgery


(Yes, I am jealous of the lack of gravity )

I’m jealous of her boobs too

[moth]

I was going to ask a stupid question - how does she get her boobs to stay so high at her age?!! Then I remembered - surgery


(Yes, I am jealous of the lack of gravity )

They're too wobbly to be silicone tits

They seem to have got bigger since she used to be at the Rum Runner in Brum though.

[Noggin]

I was going to ask a stupid question - how does she get her boobs to stay so high at her age?!! Then I remembered - surgery


(Yes, I am jealous of the lack of gravity )

I’m jealous of her boobs too

Pervert!! I'm only jealous of the lack of gravity!!

I was going to ask a stupid question - how does she get her boobs to stay so high at her age?!! Then I remembered - surgery


(Yes, I am jealous of the lack of gravity )

They're too wobbly to be silicone tits

They seem to have got bigger since she used to be at the Rum Runner in Brum though.

I didn't mean silicone surgery. I meant surgery to put them back where they once were!!! Which means they won't droop for a few more years!

Seems daft to make them bigger but then I have been looking at reduction surgery, so have a view from the other side!

[slowsider]

You'd have thought that with their money they could have afforded a second AGA to properly heat the kitchen.

Does seem a bit nippy alright.

[Bigjawa]

Seems daft to make them bigger but then I have been looking at reduction surgery, so have a view from the other side!

That's like getting Gordon Ramsay to cook you a filet mignon then cutting it in half and binning the offcuts!

[Noggin]

Seems daft to make them bigger but then I have been looking at reduction surgery, so have a view from the other side!

That's like getting Gordon Ramsay to cook you a filet mignon then cutting it in half and binning the offcuts!

Well, only if he serves a steak 2 times the size you can actually eat? Or something like that!!

You know that saying, more than a handful is a waste? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .