What have you done today thread?

[cheb]

This has become Blackadderesque.

[Noggin]

I made fudge for the first time in a million years!!!



It even has a little hint of the Genepi I flavoured it with

[Yorick]

This may, or may not, be me today

More front rebound so the front doesn't tuck and more throttle, at the exact point you fell off you should have been WOT.

Took Penny there today as she'd not been before. Hit some deep sand on straight, so WOT.

I just crashed faster. Fuck, I'm in pain now. Chest hurts like fuck.

I'm supposed to out with the boys tmrw

[cheb]

Helped starting to clear a ruin on spawn's croft and then down to the tip with it

Came back from the tip with another pressure washer, a CO2 fire extinguisher, a couple of 600x400mm eurocrates, a plastic pallet and a couple of roasting pans.

And the pressure washer worked. It had been condemned because of a damaged flex. It now has a slightly shorter, but undamaged, flex.

The fire extinguisher works too. Time to teach the spawn how for use fire extinguishers. On real fires. Just need to buy a holiday cottage in Wales.

[Taipan]

This may, or may not, be me today

More front rebound so the front doesn't tuck and more throttle, at the exact point you fell off you should have been WOT.

Took Penny there today as she'd not been before. Hit some deep sand on straight, so WOT.

I just crashed faster. Fuck, I'm in pain now. Chest hurts like fuck.

I'm supposed to out with the boys tmrw

Arse over the back wheel when you hit the boggy stuff!

[Yorick]

More front rebound so the front doesn't tuck and more throttle, at the exact point you fell off you should have been WOT.

Took Penny there today as she'd not been before. Hit some deep sand on straight, so WOT.

I just crashed faster. Fuck, I'm in pain now. Chest hurts like fuck.

I'm supposed to out with the boys tmrw

Arse over the back wheel when you hit the boggy stuff!

The front tucked

[weeksy]

I've just sold one of my lads Pokémon cards for £65 for him.

Seriously! £65 for a bloody card. Wtf

Crazy

[asmethurst99]

Helped starting to clear a ruin on spawn's croft and then down to the tip with it

Came back from the tip with another pressure washer, a CO2 fire extinguisher, a couple of 600x400mm eurocrates, a plastic pallet and a couple of roasting pans.

And the pressure washer worked. It had been condemned because of a damaged flex. It now has a slightly shorter, but undamaged, flex.

The fire extinguisher works too. Time to teach the spawn how for use fire extinguishers. On real fires. Just need to buy a holiday cottage in Wales.

This joke was originally a cave painting ......

[cheb]

I'm on all week, try the rarebit.

[gremlin]

I made fudge for the first time in a million years!!!



It even has a little hint of the Genepi I flavoured it with

Got anybody to pack it for you?

[Yorick]

I made fudge for the first time in a million years!!!



It even has a little hint of the Genepi I flavoured it with

Got anybody to pack it for you?

Dead man walking..

[Taipan]

Took Penny there today as she'd not been before. Hit some deep sand on straight, so WOT.

I just crashed faster. Fuck, I'm in pain now. Chest hurts like fuck.

I'm supposed to out with the boys tmrw

Arse over the back wheel when you hit the boggy stuff!

The front tucked

It dug in cos the weight on it was too heavy. Arse right back so your weights over the drive wheel, then power on...

[Yorick]

Arse over the back wheel when you hit the boggy stuff!

The front tucked

It dug in cos the weight on it was too heavy. Arse right back so your weights over the drive wheel, then power on...

I was just hanging on

Then we had the amazing spicy chicken burgers at our fave Thai place in Famara

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[David]

This may, or may not, be me today

More front rebound so the front doesn't tuck and more throttle, at the exact point you fell off you should have been WOT.

Took Penny there today as she'd not been before. Hit some deep sand on straight, so WOT.

I just crashed faster. Fuck, I'm in pain now. Chest hurts like fuck.

I'm supposed to out with the boys tmrw

You trying for Nogger's crown?

You will be baking fudge next....

[Yorick]

More front rebound so the front doesn't tuck and more throttle, at the exact point you fell off you should have been WOT.

Took Penny there today as she'd not been before. Hit some deep sand on straight, so WOT.

I just crashed faster. Fuck, I'm in pain now. Chest hurts like fuck.

I'm supposed to out with the boys tmrw

You trying for Nogger's crown?

I tumble off nearly everytime we go out, but all are just toppling over while negotiating summat. Not often a fast one

[KungFooBob]

Queued half an hour to get a parking spot, then half an hour outside queuing in the cold on foot to get into Marks and Sparks, only to find they'd sold out of King Prawns in Blankets!!!

[Yorick]

You will be baking fudge next....

Does Iccy still have the Bumming 'at ?

[the_priest]

Had a quiet day. Worked on an essay. Heard a friend of mine was sitting in final vigil with her husband at the hospice. Cancer is a bastard. His BMW's, Triumphs and Ducati's will miss him, as will his wife and daughter. His wife, my friend, studied with me and was ordained two days after me.

I've had a beer.

[Silly Car]

Queued half an hour to get a parking spot, then half an hour outside queuing in the cold on foot to get into Marks and Sparks, only to find they'd sold out of King Prawns in Blankets!!!

We didn’t even bother getting out of the car when we saw the queue, we also aborted getting fish n chips on the coast due to traffic so went continental with baguette, cheese, ham and salami as a sarnie with some crisp. R’n’R!

[wheelnut]

Had a nice day mooching round York yesterday, wasn’t too busy early on but got a lot busier after lunch.