Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little

[Skub]

What are you putting on your chips?

A little bit of pepper and then my fingers.

[gremlin]

A little bit of pepper and then my fingers.

I thought that was page 28 of The Joy of Sex...

[Rockburner]

Sainsbury's own brand squeezy tomato ketchup. Such excessive force is needed to initiate the squirt that it blasts food off the plate but its accuracy isn't good enough to use as a weapon.

It's built in karma for using that red gloop on food.

What are you putting on your chips?

https://heinztohome.co.uk/p/dutch-style ... /14869787/

I'll take thanks later.

[cheb]

Sainsbury's own brand squeezy tomato ketchup. Such excessive force is needed to initiate the squirt that it blasts food off the plate but its accuracy isn't good enough to use as a weapon.

It's built in karma for using that red gloop on food.

What are you putting on your chips?

Fritessaus, or mayo.

[MrLongbeard]

Sainsbury's own brand squeezy tomato ketchup. Such excessive force is needed to initiate the squirt that it blasts food off the plate but its accuracy isn't good enough to use as a weapon.

That's better than the abomination Heinz use as a lid now, it just dribbles out all over the place.

[Taipan]

Ketchup and mayo on chips! I know norverners have gravy, but where did this abomination spring from!

This is what you have on chips!

[Yorick]

Sainsbury's own brand squeezy tomato ketchup. Such excessive force is needed to initiate the squirt that it blasts food off the plate but its accuracy isn't good enough to use as a weapon.

We use Heinz Tommy sauce in squeezy bottles

[Trinity765]

To be fair I like all of them on chips, Tommy sauce, mayo, gravy. Salt and vinegar always. Sometimes raw onion with fat chips

This time though, being in a hurry, I accidentally picked up the AK47 of condiments.

[Silly Car]

Sainsbury's own brand squeezy tomato ketchup. Such excessive force is needed to initiate the squirt that it blasts food off the plate but its accuracy isn't good enough to use as a weapon.

Get this stuff. Its in a jar type bottle! I don't like tomato ketchup as its too sweet, but I like this stuff!

I will look for it in Sano's but if they don't have it, I am not going out of my way.

It is well worth saucing (sic) some, it is very good

[Sunny]

It's built in karma for using that red gloop on food.

What are you putting on your chips?

https://heinztohome.co.uk/p/dutch-style ... /14869787/

I'll take thanks later.

Their 'Fish and Chips' sauce sounds like tartar sauce?
https://heinztohome.co.uk/p/heinz-fish- ... /16174426/

Either way, it sounds lush, and I want some - I am a condiment/pickle addict

[KungFooBob]

Ketchup and mayo on chips! I know norverners have gravy, but where did this abomination spring from!

This is what you have on chips!

I've been in pubs and restaurants recently that have Heinz vinegar, which is just wrong. Sarsons or nuffink!

[Noggin]

A little bit of pepper and then my fingers.

I thought that was page 28 of The Joy of Sex...

Page 31 actually

[Noggin]

Ketchup and mayo on chips! I know norverners have gravy, but where did this abomination spring from!

This is what you have on chips!

I was trying to explain this to a French I was talking to - I failed!!

The Fronch do NOT understand vinegar on chips, or that I do not mean vinagrette

I learnt to love Mayo on chips when my BDad took us to Belgium and Holland when I was about 7 or 8 !!! Still like ketchup sometimes but the french mayo with dijon mustard wins hands down

[Druid]

Sainsbury's own brand squeezy tomato ketchup. Such excessive force is needed to initiate the squirt that it blasts food off the plate but its accuracy isn't good enough to use as a weapon.

It's built in karma for using that red gloop on food.

What are you putting on your chips?

Mayo is ok, but



Daddies is the daddy

[Count Steer]

It's built in karma for using that red gloop on food.

What are you putting on your chips?

Mayo is ok, but



Daddies is the daddy

Didn't they take all the expensive ingredients out of that and replace them with sugar? Certainly seemed to do that with HP - but Daddies was sweeter/less tangy to start with. Neither of them seem to be what they were.

[Druid]

Might not be as good as they used to be, but either one is preferable to any variety of tomato sauce

[Yorick]

Idiots. A pal of ours works at the airport and the tales of stupidity she tells are amazing.

Last night she told us of a daft bint who was caught vaping on flight here.
Got a right bollocking


When she went to airport with hubby and kids, they wouldn't let her on.

Shouting and screaming but still no.
Tough titty.

Dunno what happened but hubby and kids went home without her

[Sunny]

This lingering cold. I'm sick of intermittently not being able to breathe properly

[KungFooBob]

This lingering cold. I'm sick of intermittently not being able to breathe properly

What can I bagsy?

Wait, don't you have a Katoom, I'm not that bothered.

[Sunny]

This lingering cold. I'm sick of intermittently not being able to breathe properly

What can I bagsy?

Wait, don't you have a Katoom, I'm not that bothered.

Fraid so. I'll just have to pull through