Pfizer vaccine approved

[Yorick]

Based on your profile, there are between 12,305,865 and 18,074,125 people in front of you in the queue for a COVID vaccine across the UK.
Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 14/03/2021 and 24/04/2021.

https://www.omnicalculator.com/health/vaccine-queue-uk

I'm not eligible for it anywhere

[Skub]

Based on your profile, there are between 9,926,645 and 12,305,865 people in front of you in the queue for a COVID vaccine across the UK.
Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 25/02/2021 and 14/03/2021.

Maybe only another 3 months free before I get chipped and the gubmint owns my brian.

[Wreckless Rat]

Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 14/03/2021 and 24/04/2021.

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 14/03/2021 and 24/04/2021.

Weird, I got dates in June, and I'm older than you, though I am disgustingly healthy and attractive.

[Wreckless Rat]

Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 14/03/2021 and 24/04/2021.

Weird, I got dates in June, and I'm older than you, though I am disgustingly healthy and attractive.

I'm a walking ailment nowadays....

[Skub]

I'm a walking ailment nowadays....

Wrecked Wrat.

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

I'm a walking ailment nowadays....

Hopefully it's something that can be cured.
And dibs on your ZX10

[Wreckless Rat]

I'm a walking ailment nowadays....

Wrecked Wrat.

Totally today... got slammed on morphine yesterday, which I will be on until at least the beginning of Feb 21.... after which I assume I move onto street brown...

[Wreckless Rat]

I'm a walking ailment nowadays....

Hopefully it's something that can be cured.
And dibs on your ZX10

Nope... both are lifelong ailments - both under control, but I aint getting rid of them.

(no not arse aids)

[moth]

Based on your profile, there are between 27,132,105 and 38,844,493 people in front of you in the queue for a COVID vaccine across the UK.
Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 26/06/2021 and 16/09/2021.

I best hope they don't bring in any kind of vaccine passport.

Serves you right for being young and fit.

you should expect to receive your vaccine between 29/01/2021 and 25/02/2021.

<smug>

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

Based on your profile, there are between 27,132,105 and 38,844,493 people in front of you in the queue for a COVID vaccine across the UK.
Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 26/06/2021 and 16/09/2021.

I best hope they don't bring in any kind of vaccine passport.

Serves you right for being young and fit.

you should expect to receive your vaccine between 29/01/2021 and 25/02/2021.

<smug>

I wouldn't be smug, it means the medical profession think you're more likely to die.

[Noggin]

Maybe only another 3 months free before I get chipped and the gubmint owns my brian.

I think any gubmint would want to give my brian back, so I'm ok with them attempting to chip me and own my brian!!

[moth]

I best hope they don't bring in any kind of vaccine passport.

Serves you right for being young and fit.

you should expect to receive your vaccine between 29/01/2021 and 25/02/2021.

<smug>

I wouldn't be smug, it means the medical profession think you're more likely to die.

I think I'm more likely to die too <koff>

[slowsider]

I'm a walking ailment nowadays....

Wrecked Wrat.

Totally today... got slammed on morphine yesterday, which I will be on until at least the beginning of Feb 21.... after which I assume I move onto street brown...

Do you roast and grind that yourself?

[Wreckless Rat]

Wrecked Wrat.

Totally today... got slammed on morphine yesterday, which I will be on until at least the beginning of Feb 21.... after which I assume I move onto street brown...

Do you roast and grind that yourself?

I think de rigour is a bent spoon, some citric acid, water and a syringe...

[Saga Lout]

Based on your profile, there are between 6,029,525 and 9,926,645 people in front of you in the queue for a COVID vaccine across the UK.
Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 29/01/2021 and 25/02/2021.

Not that I'm bothered . A few more months isn't going to make a lot of difference.

[ZRX61]

Roomie was offered the vaccine yesterday. She's a nurse. To get it, she has to make an appointment some time in January at a different hospital 60 miles away. She told them not to bother.

[DefTrap]

I'm not getting mine til June FFS.

[ZRX61]

Our Glorious Dictator Nero Newsolini today issued his plans for who gets the vaccine. Fucker based it on skin color. If you're white, you get it last. Apparently the reason for this is that he considers blacks & hispanics too fucking stupid to follow health/lockdown *suggestions*

[Trinity765]

Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 04/06/2021 and 27/06/2021.

Looks like I'm one of the chosen few needed to start the zombie resilience program. I've never killed a zombie before. I've no idea what weapons I'm going to need and the army surplus store is currently closed due to covid. I've never even watched Shaun of The Dead.